Paleo's birthday.mp3

Paleo: Hmm... I wonder what day it is?
*Checks the calendar*
Paleo: The 18th. Hey, it's my birthday today.

Kessho: "It's also Billie Eilish's birthday."
Blook: "Shut up i'm making a cake"

Paleo: Oh, really? Well, what do you know, I share a birthday with a celebrity.
Derrick: I think there's another person who's share your birthday too. I think it's William Bradley Pitt, who is an american actor and a film producer.
Paleo: Huh? Funny enough is that they're were born the same day in different years before I was.

Blook: "How did it turn into a pie?"
*Sprout Jumpscare*

*Felicia hits Sprout with a pipe*
Felicia: Can we stop with the jumpscares already? They can be unnecessary sometimes.
Sprout: Ouch! Did you have to hit me with a pipe?
Felicia: Your the one that's close to the screen.
Sprout: Well you didn't have to hit with that?
Felicia: Well, what else do I had to hit you with?

*Skye smacks Felicia with her roller*

Felicia: Ow! Really, Skye?

*A drop of ink hits Blook's pie and the pie explodes*
Blook: "Right, the blueberries."

Paleo: Good lord, what happened here?

Blook: "The blueberries are explosive."
Unnamed Blueberry Toon: "Wait, what?"
*The toon explodes*

*Paleo licks some of the blueberry juice on his face*
Paleo: Mmm, yummy. Also, why are you making a pie?

Blook: "We're on it. We have to navigate inside of this to find the core and stop One from blasting it.
One: "UGH! You always have to find me!"
Pluto Alien: "Γδκλπψωα."
Blook: "What?"
Pluto Alien: "It's a Plutonian slur for Martians."

Paleo: You know what, sometimes I could predict we might be too late to get there, like what if she destroyed the damn. What would happen next, oh wait, I know, literal chaos.
*Paleo sigh*
Paleo: Sorry if I complain like that, but this roleplay should've stuck with a birthday topic. Like, you guys are acting like you forgot about my birthday, all because of a stupid number one trying to take over the go***amn universe.
*Paleo goes to One*
Paleo, to One: Like, seriously bitch, give the f**k up and start a new life, because I can already predict at some point, Blook is just gonna beat your ass, like he always does and takes all the damn credit.
Paleo: But, what about me? I've been living with this person for a very long time since we met when that portal took us to his universe. I've been helping his ass to fight against Shadow Soul and other villains, but do I get credit? No, I just get nothing. It's like you guys just forgot about... my... my...
*Paleo sighs*
Paleo: ...My girlfriend... I... miss her.

Pluto Alien: “Wow, I feel you. I lost my mom at 5 and I blame those f**king Martians that killed so many of my people.”
*An error rift spawns Dandy*
Pluto Alien: “Melody, should we just let them sort this out, yes?”

Dandy: Wait? How did I get here?

Pluto Alien: “Long story. Universe collapsing, Blook fighting number, if she breaks core, we die.”
Astro: “What even is your name?”
Pluto Alien: “Aleksei is name.”

ODMelody: I think we can let them set things out. I'm still pregnant anyway.

*Blook punches One into a floating rock*

ODMelody, to Paleo: Hey, buddy? You okay?
Paleo: Yeah, I'm okay now. Sorry, about that. That happen sometimes. I also do miss my girlfriend though. She's been gone for a long time, I'm not sure where she went. I just hope she's alive.
ODMelody: Hey, don't worry. I'm sure she'll come back around.
Paleo: I guess, your right on that.
ODMelody: Now, why don't you go out there and help your friend out?
Paleo: Yeah... yeah you know what, I will! We'll take that number down!
ODMelody: There you go squiddy boi! Now go out there and save the universe!
*Paleo comes to battle and shoots One with his Splat Gun*

Skye, from behind: “Take this roller, it’s stronger.”
*Blook runs into the planet to make sure the core is safeguarded*

*Paleo whacks One with the Splat Roller*
Paleo: Yeah! Payback time! Bitch!

*A capsule of Ichor breaks on Dandy and suddenlu he grows Ichor claws*

Dandy: Oh no. Oh no! Oh no!

Blueberry Blob: “Dude, you have giant claws. There’s a target. Just go attack.”

Astro: Hey, didn't you explode last time?

Blueberry Blob: "Nah, I'm a blob of that girl's juice."

*Dandy thinks for a moment*
Dandy: Hey, can I use you for a moment?

Blueberry Blob: "What?"

*Dandy grabs her with his rainbow clawed hand and throws her at One*

*Blueberry Blob explodes*

Dandy: Bullseye!
Astro: Wow, good aim.

*One teleports inside to stop Blook*
Blook: "The fate of this multiverse is MINE TO DECIDE! AND I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!!!!!!"
*He throws a rocket from a security system at One*

Paleo: There you go, taking credit for yourself again.

*Blook suddenly has a Koopa shell that he throws before switching to having a zap gun and then a syringe of Freeze Juice and then a bug*

Astro: What on universe matter is he doing?

*Blook then has a diamond before becoming an inkling and smacking One with a Splatana then a Mii with a tennis racket before they reach the core and Blook becomes his true form: Robloxian Form*

Dandy: Whatever he's doing? He must be either trying not to show off or using each form with some kind of diamond.

**COSMIC BATTLE**
Blook: "I won't give you a chance to fight back."

Astro: Is he finishing her off?

*Blook punches One so hard she launches into the core and burns in it*
COS-56a Systems: "SUFFICIENT BIOMASS DETECTED. FUEL BURNING PROCESS RESUMED."

Paleo: Hopefully this is the last time we've seen her.

???: "You must be the heroes to save the universe."

Paleo: Well, yeah.

Blook: "If you say so... Wait, it's-"
*The group suddenly gets teleported back to the EOIVerse*
Blook: "Whatever we just prevented, I hope it brings back Marissa so you don't have another really emotional moment wanting her back."
*Marissa is there*
Blook: "I called it."

Paleo: Blook, can you not be some cocky jerk ass someti-
*Sees Marissa*
Paleo: M-marissa...

*Meanwhile*
Connie: "Cuz it makes you mad and that's funny."

Derrick: Why did you say it like that?

*Meanwhile at the edge of the EOIVerse*
Pluto Alien 1: "Hey bro look at that"
Pluto Alien 2: "Is that hollow purple"

Pluto Alien 3: Looks like it. I've always wondered why it is?

*They see a blur of light before cutting back to Blook and Paleo turning right*

Paleo: Okay, once we've reached the OverdueVerse, turn left until you reach a large, iron mass. Whatever it might be?

Blook: "Almost there... TURN!"

Paleo: Left dude.

*They smack into COS-56a*

Paleo: I think this is it.

*Blook sees ODMelody*
Blook: "How is she here?"
Pluto Alien 4: "I think the universe is throwing random assets in."

Paleo: Ok, anyways, we're here for some giant iron mass thing? Do you know where it is?

Blook: "Well, where is the Cosmic Core?"
The Eye: "Planet COS-56a. Just follow the directions on the invitation from Olivia."
*Paleo opens the envelope and it's got the directions*
Directions:
Go towards the Celestial Temple, then turn left until you find Prisma's Domain.
At Prisma's Domain, shine a light into the giant prism and follow the direction purple refracts into.
Follow purple until you reach the EOIVerse, then go right.
Once you reach the OverdueVerse, turn left until you reach a large, iron mass.
Blook: "But these are all astronomical units apart!"
Prismella: "Blook, you can go at speeds past Mach 20."
Blook: "Right. Paleo, grab onto me and hold tight."

Paleo: Ok, first of all. Who didn't tell me this Invitation was map to direct to the Cosmic Core? Eh, maybe no one at the first place when I got it, I suppose.
*Paleo gets on Blook*

Blook: "Hold on for dear life so your body isn't mutilated by me going at Mach speeds."
*He starts dashing at Mach 23*

*Holds on for dear life*

*They reach the Celestial Temple*

*Paleo's hair changes his colors back to normal*
Paleo: Ok, apparently you didn't tell me your Mach speeds would change my hair colors. So, this must be the Celestial Temple, The Eye said, right?

Blook: "Did he say left or right? You have the directions right?"

Paleo: Umm...
*He checks*
Paleo: He said left so yeah, turn left to find Prisma's Domain. Whatever that is?

*5 minutes later*
*Blook turns on the light that shines into the prism and follows the purple light*

Paleo: I suppose that leads to another universe, if I'm not wrong.

Blook: "This feels wayyy too empty."
*He searches the walls before finding a wall that's cracked and Skye smacks it with her roller, revealing a portal*

Paleo: Where does that lead to?

*Blook goes inside and ends up in Limbo*
???: "Welcome, Young Blook. We are in dire times, and the Blookiverse needs your help."

Paleo: I wonder how he knows your name?

???: "I am The Eye. I see all that happens here. A numeral has terrorized your world, and you two are the chosen to save it. For you see, at the center of this universe lies a highly secured Cosmic Core that the numeral aims to destroy."

Paleo: Are we still continuing that Blook vs One thing? I'm sorry, it's just that one Arc that was never finished. Plus, isn't this roleplay supposed to be a birthday? I swear, I'm starting to notice some roleplays can change subjects.

The Eye: "They have made the universe so unstable that you cannot hold one topic anymore, Young Paleo."

Derrick: So your telling us we can't celebrate Paleo's birthday, all because of one f**king topic change?
Paleo: Derrick, how did you get here?
Derrick: I don't know? I just randomly did somehow.

*Derrick burns and dies because of the intense heat*

Paleo: Why did he...
APaleo: Eh, don't worry about him. He's just some random prop we used. Not an actual guy.
Paleo: Oh. But, like what he said. Why change the topic if it's called "Paleo's Birthday Bash?", that feels like taking a smart kids paper just to get fame yourself, while the other just gets nothing.

Blook: "Do you not want a pie?"
???: "Me and Cosmo were making a cake for you."
Melloni: "Before you complain about random characters appearing, that's Sophie."

Paleo: I wasn't even thinking of complaining. I just don't know why a pie would work for a birthday? Are you guys trying to switch things up?

Blook: "Nice of Olivia to invite us over for a picnic, eh Paleo?"

Paleo: Wdym? I haven't check the mail yet.

Dandy: "Gee, it sure is boring around here."
Astro: "My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for."

Dandy: ... Astro, I'm not your son.
Astro: I'm just playing along.
Dandy: Oh, right.

*The world suddenly changes to Inkopolis Square*

Paleo: Ok I'm back with the invitation and... When did we just teleported to our originated place?

*It suddenly flashes through a bunch of places before ending up in the Origami Castle, but suspiciously empty*

Paleo: Uh... What just happened?