today I went to the gas station to get a haircut for breakfast but my laptop was way too dusty to fly me to the concert so instead I just went to the pet shop and grabbed the last bag of morning then I saw a beggar sitting on the road and I called an ambulance before the aliens could circumcise the cyclist who was repairing a broken turtle at the gas station. this is why I have 67 dollars in my shoes, the cyclist was quick though, the turtle had no trouble leaving the planet before the race had even started.
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