Me: *queues another game*; Friend: Sure… goodnight. Friend: You still up? Me: Yeah, just one more game. Friend: You said that an hour ago. Me: Time moves faster when I’m winning. Friend: You losing though. Me: That’s why I need one more game. Friend: Go to sleep. Me: Can't. The lobby is waiting. Friend: You have work in 4 hours! Me: Perfect. Enough time for 3 more matches. Friend: You're hopeless. Me: But at least I’m top of the scoreboard.