*holding a king's ransom worth of groceries* i'm buying a single banana

me handing the cashier a ps5 labeled "1x pistachio"

ps5 shaped pistachio

xtra crunchy

pistachio with a rather curious taste

Let me guess, the same people doing this are also responsible for so many things being locked behind shelves

it would stand to reason

those two things on the side were NOT the wind

huh? whuh? what could you mean?

you know exactly what i mean.