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You currently stand in the employee segment of the cell block of Subject ID #001204.
> What is... that?
That, employees, is 1204.
> Why is it covered in blood?
> Is it awake? Is it alive?
It is alive, but asleep.
We keep it that way when introducing new employees because
in the event that an employee is bleeding in its presence,
it enters a manic and bloodthirsty state in which it will stop at nothing to kill and consume
the blood and flesh of anything it can identify as biotic.
> !?
You needn't panic for now. It cannot breach the barriers of its holding cell,
and it finds support in the presence of Subject ID #000815, its... friend.
815's holding cell is right next door to this one. They talk on occasion.
As of now, your tasks are as follows:
- Do not perish.
- Maintain 1204's passive nature.
- Administer necessary medications when instructed by Him.
- Administer electrocution when threatened.
- Keep 1204 from consuming you or any other employees.
- Keep 1204 clean and calm when possible.
- In the event of an attack where you were not the victim,
alert the employees in charge of Subject ID #000815 and
guide 1204 to its holding cell.
- In the event of an attack where you were the victim, we will notify your loved ones
and compensate them for your loss.
That is all for now. I will alert you over the radio if anything new comes up.
> C-Can I back out...? Can I go home?
Do you have the keycard with the level of authority to leave the underground?
> ...
Then no. Get to work. I will go and work with the other rookies. Farewell. | image tagged in e | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Again, thank you for arriving in a timely manner. You currently stand in the employee segment of the cell block of Subject ID #001204. > What is... that? That, employees, is 1204. > Why is it covered in blood? > Is it awake? Is it alive? It is alive, but asleep. We keep it that way when introducing new employees because in the event that an employee is bleeding in its presence, it enters a manic and bloodthirsty state in which it will stop at nothing to kill and consume the blood and flesh of anything it can identify as biotic. > !? You needn't panic for now. It cannot breach the barriers of its holding cell, and it finds support in the presence of Subject ID #000815, its... friend. 815's holding cell is right next door to this one. They talk on occasion. As of now, your tasks are as follows: - Do not perish. - Maintain 1204's passive nature. - Administer necessary medications when instructed by Him. - Administer electrocution when threatened. - Keep 1204 from consuming you or any other employees. - Keep 1204 clean and calm when possible. - In the event of an attack where you were not the victim, alert the employees in charge of Subject ID #000815 and guide 1204 to its holding cell. - In the event of an attack where you were the victim, we will notify your loved ones and compensate them for your loss. That is all for now. I will alert you over the radio if anything new comes up. > C-Can I back out...? Can I go home? Do you have the keycard with the level of authority to leave the underground? > ... Then no. Get to work. I will go and work with the other rookies. Farewell.