A JEWISH SOCIALIST, A MUSLIM SOCIALIST, AND A LATINA SOCIALIST WALK INTO A BAR.
SO… WHO’S PAYING THE BILL? THE JEWISH SOCIALIST IMMEDIATELY DEMANDS THAT THE BILLIONAIRES PAY.
THE MUSLIM SOCIALIST PROMISES TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING, BUT AS USUAL THE TAXPAYERS PAY.
AND THE LATINA SOCIALIST IS ACTUALLY JUST THE BARTENDER, SO SHE DRINX FOR FREE.