*(the applause, cannons, and the shouts of “ура! (Ura!)” ring out in the distance…)

Happy f**king birthda dude
for your birthday, i give you
XXL Thicc box of cheezits that the box can turn into an anime girl ypu can f**k
i know you're into that sit.

I like the cheese it... And YOU DONT KNOW THAT

Here, have a pipis pie.

Thanks