It happened to your TV; Nothing; You brought a new TV to watch. It did not disappoint you at all; Your TV fell off and broke... Wow... Your TV literally fell off the wall as soon as you set it up. It broke completely. Your TV has high HDR, and when an random bright scene pops up it physically evaporates your eyeballs. You're watching a movie, it was too quiet so you increase the volume but then a scene with a music theme accidentally plays and then it's so loud it creates a shockwave of sound that shatters every building in the USA; Your TV comes with so many wires your brain slowly starts transforming into the shape of a dumbbell trying to find the right cord. You used Windex to clean it. You didn't just spray it, you poured the whole thing onto the TV. Yeah, you were actually stupid enough to twist off the cap and pour it all over like gravy on mashed potatoes, The wipe it. Realize your TV doesn't work, and then complain on why it doesn't. There is a secret button on the TV. And when pressed, nothing happens. Your TV turns off after startup, and you're unable to turn back on. It's time for another TV replacement. The TV resets every 1 hour; The TV resets every 10 minutes; The TV resets every 5 minutes; The TV resets every 1 minute or less; You buy an 1500$ TV but it never came and you're bankrupt now; Only 1 show/movie to watch; Your TV turned into homework because of your Asian mom (Only Asians); Hacker downloads virus in your TV; Your TV turns black for a second and after that the boiled one shows up on your TV and then gets out of the TV and then... You never wanted a TV because you're an anti device child, So you shipped it back to where it came from or broke it when your mom isn't home. Let's just say the outcome was horrible. Your TV started to freeze and faded to black even though you did nothing; Your TV is on and is on regularly until it fades to black for 3 seconds until a screen with a bunch of characters surrounded by your TV pops up showing the text "Your favorite TV characters need your help! At 11:59, (TV BRAND) will cease operations until $50K is donated by viewers like you!" With a span of 4 minutes to save them, or their faces would be shot off. The TV is pretty indestructible. When turned on it loads 234 quattorvigintillon years. After that it plays Nyan Cat for the rest of it's entire indestructible existence. All intricate components within this simplistic entertaining utilitarian was not fastidiously compartmentalized nor vigilantly placed in an standardized manner. Turns out the progenitors reveal to be identified as "underpaid fast food employees" who recently was furloughed for inexplicable reasons. Ravenous for effortless cash as an equipment for financial survival. They did not acquire any professionalism of TV development and refurbishment. We are sorry for the devastating inconvenience and will regurgitate your cash back to you shortly. Your TV is an ball. No sportsmanship will be involved; Your TV is an cube. No Minecraft will be involved; Your TV displays a text "You won the battle..." After the 1000th movie you watched on it until it explodes with so much forces the pieces break your windows and walls. It warns you about low memory when you run a program even though there is absolutely nothing; Old TVs start falling down from the clouds, breaking several buildings... And assassinating numerous amounts of people; Everytime at 3:00 AM Your TV randomly turns on skeletons dancing with no sound, you did not know about this until 7 years later. As soon as an explosion scene happened your TV spontaneously explodes so violently it can be seen across the horizon; Turns out... You were in the TV the whole time... Your whole existence is worthless now.
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