Nah, Wizard don't hate me because I've got a grimoire, maybe if you got rid of that fire-ball spell you might get some fair maidens on your wand, better yet maybe the handmaiden would scroll-summon your mystical ass, if you ever learned a new spell... Wizaaaarrrd!

Mods, add one electron to all of this guy’s atoms, remove one quark from every third atom, remove a proton from every gas and ten neutrons from every solid or liquid, and also collapse every hundredth neutrino, and add a Higgs Boson for every hydrogen atom in his body, and also collide two atoms at light speed once every two seconds

I want to make you my s**tty little bitch

Mommy

The fact this is CLEARLY sexual makes me want to put a gun in my mouth

Please please please please plea

What.

oh my goodness gracious

This is VILE

NOOOOOOOOOOOO