DISCLAIMER:
I am a very concerning person doing very concerning things. This is normal for me. Also: don't do this at home or you'll get arrested and charged with crimes at the INTERNATIONAL level.
How to turn potatoes into a war crime.
Ingredients:
-a bunch of potatoes (like, >1000)
Tools:
-pot
-stove top
-heater that can exceed 180C
-reverse osmosis machine
(WARNING! This is all theoretical, and has not been tested; proceed at your own risk)
Step 1
Wash and peel the potato, then slice, dice, or do anything to get it into small pieces
Step 2
Place the potato piece in a pot, and pour in water until it just submerges the potato pieces. Boil it for 10-15 minutes.
Step 3
Cool the water before pulling out the potatoes.
Step 4
Run the water through a reverse osmosis machine, and when done, take the potassium and phosphorus minerals out of the filter.
Step 5
Heat until they bond. You will know when they bond when you find yourself dead.
Congrats! You have successfully created k3p or tripotassium phosphate from a potato.
Tripotassium phosphate reacts with water and heat, and produces gas.
Tripotassium phosphate gas is colorless and smells like rotting fish.
The gas can enter your body if you aren't wearing a full body suit with a gas mask.
If it entered through your skin, you'll be okay if you seek help soon.
If it entered through your lungs, you will need help very quickly.
If it entered through ingestion, you will need immediate help or your survival chances are drastically low.
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