Derivakat's Headcase temp

black holes clear 95% of other space things in terms of coolness

the humble nebula:

the fact that the Soviet Union once mounted a machine gun on its classified Almaz military space station

the fact that world war 1 was actually a decade-long conflict once the Zimmerman Telegram was intercepted by the LawjsAk, causing the years of 1919-1928 on Earth to be yet another front of the Galactic War, ending with the extreme mistake of Zlearks abducting and implanting fascism into Mussolini, hiding it by erasing Earth's collective memory into thinking that the war ended in 1918 and Mussolini invented fascism by himself, while the Zleark Clan was fully eradicated by the Dedfu government for giving such evils to humanity:

did you know that Mussolini took a page from guild socialism when inventing fascism

No he was abducted by the Zlearks and the idea was implanted in him

that's the 5%

the fact that the universe is expanding
so in theory we could possibly send smth beyond the universe into the void
hypothetically

that's not how it works

it is now

space won