🔥 THE ATTEMPT — ZAP LUNGES, THE HIVE STUMBLES
A clearing near the stream. Steamton is checking a newly riveted joint; Scampton is practicing a tiny, gleeful prank with a Pipis that only half works; Goobert sits on a stump, lollipop in hand; Cassie is muttering a small warding phrase and winding thread into a bracelet.
From the treeline, a ragged silhouette staggers forward: Zap, transfigured, walking wrong — joints popping, a low buzzing between his teeth. The hive inside him convulses as it tries to coordinate attack.
Zap (voice a layered rasp): “E A T. E A T. E A T.”
Scampton (genuinely delighted at first): “[A PERFORMANCE—!!]”
Goobert (nervous): “:3 — zap— that’s not fun—”
Zap lunges toward Steamton first — claws like twig-splinters, noises like a broken synth.
Steamton (ALL-CAPS, serene): “HOSTILE MOTION DETECTED. INITIATE DEFENSIVE PROTOCOLS.”
Steamton lifts a welded armplate and deflects Zap’s swipes. The bugs inside Zap, new to the body’s biomechanics and failing to coordinate, scramble ineffectively.
Cassie (sharp): “Not coordinated—something’s wrong with the hive!”
Goobert (trying to stand): “:3 zap— stop it!”
Zap stumbles, attempts another lunge — to Scampton — but his limbs misfire; a gout of something black and squirming spills as the dying internal colony spasms and collapses. Tiny, twitching corpses fall from Zap’s cracked clothing like bad confetti. The smell of iron and rot is quick and nauseating.
Junkil (watching from a hidespot, whispering to himself): “I told you. I told—”
He sees Zap falter, seen only by a few.
Scampton (eyes wide, voice suddenly small): “[THIS—THIS ISN’T A SHOW ANYMORE—]”
Goobert (soft): “:3 he’s—he’s changing back?”
Zap keels over, gasps, then blinks into a very ordinary, very idiotic grin.
Zap (normal voice, dazed, petulant): “Ugh. That was… gross. Who put a nest in my pants?”
Gambler (nearby, horrified): “No—did you—did you just—”
Zap (scratching): “All the bugs ate my spleen or something. Yuk. Where’d they go?”