there's even a "chicken beater" machine that cooks a chicken by hitting it repeatedly

Cool

Sonic spanked my Thanksgiving turkey

I'm also a "chicken beater" machine
by chicken I mean my weehee

I will regret this in the future

I saw that in a matpat video

i saw it in a russian badger video

Did sans or ness show up?

sans

this reminds me
if you get a lightning rod and put it near a pot of water or on top of it and lighting struck it until the water boils you can cook a piece of steak

so thats why my cheeks were smoking