Live long and prosper

561 views • 21 upvotes • Made by Brattmann 3 months ago in Dark_humour

9 Comments

SC_the_gene-loves-jezebel_fan
1 up, 3mo, 1 reply
genuinely genius
Brattmann
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
I really did consider this as an option.
SC_the_gene-loves-jezebel_fan
1 up, 3mo, 2 replies
wow
Brattmann
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
I fantasised that they couldn’t lock me up because I needed to visit hospital twice per week.
SC_the_gene-loves-jezebel_fan
1 up, 3mo
LMAOOOOO
Brattmann
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
I even thought about it while still in hospital. “ICU psychosis” does strange things to your mind.
SC_the_gene-loves-jezebel_fan
1 up, 3mo, 1 reply
man that's crazy
Brattmann
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
It’s an actual diagnosis. 

My hospital has now trialled more natural lighting in the ICU to try to reduce the severity. Plus I had been on hospital grade smack (morphine) and propofol for over a month. 

I’m not as crazy now though.
SC_the_gene-loves-jezebel_fan
1 up, 3mo
Damn I'm sorry

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WHEN THE DOCTORS GIVE YOU HOURS TO LIVE. SO YOU ROB A BANK AND THE JUDGE GIVES YOU 10 YEARS