HELLLLP MEEE

Gaslight them into thinking it's Monday. Since you usually only go to church on Sunday, you'll be free if you convince them

i feel you dude i have to go to church today to :(

Make yourself throw up?

I barely ate

Uh… say you don’t wanna

I did they dont listen

Well say that you could not give less of a shit about church or something and that you really don’t want to go

I would but then I would get grounded for 2 weeks

just say "dude I don't wanna go spend my entire ass day inside a church and look a a man on a cross all day"

M8, stfu?

Smaet

Easy. Open a dark world.

Rip Void, was forced to listen to the sky daddy book club

It’s only for one hour, you’ll survive.

Man

What? I go to church! It’s just for an hour!

Me too