ask anything about zap

What are his thoughts on paper mario

he has no idea what that is due to being an alien

he would probably laugh a few times tho

Good

just HOW stupid is he?

he's canonically so dumb that his IQ came back negative (in the way a HIV test would, NOT a negative number)

and he is LEGALLY classified as a PLANT

blobert before his awakening:

nah zap is somehow dumber

also, does he get bitches?

he TRIES to get bitches but FAILS because he dumb

damn