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Day 12 : Dumber & Dumber

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Day 12, 11/17/25
Dumber & Dumber

As i am starting to write this chapter, its 1pm, and my mom is on her way to the court room.
This morning she went to see a doctor to evaluate the gravity of the violence she lived through.

My father managed to get 3 statements from 3 of his ‘’friends’’.

One from our neighbor, that for fact, beats his childrens and has the same mentality as my father.
Thankfully his wife didn’t write a statement (she is the kind of person that would be more on our side but she doesnt want to be involved in the case).
He said (from what my mom briefly said about it) :
« David (my father) is a very carefull father, he is very attentionate and kind, serious in what he does, he is an exemple to follow »
Oh boi, he only looked at the very tip of the Iceberg, just like everybody that got manipulated by David.

Next up, my ‘’Uncle’’. Why do i say ‘’Uncle’’ ? Because its a friend he used to call a brother. If talking about the same things with someone once a year and never taking news from one eachothers is being brothers, then i have atleast 120 siblings.
I used to like him, we nicknamed him ‘’TonTon Paiyo’’ (Uncle Paiyo) when we were like 6, when we were not that good at articulating words, i don’t remember his last name, but its inspired of it.
Apparently he said approximativly the same things as our previous neighbor.
BY THE WAY, I am not talking about our british neighbors. First, they didn’t really like my father anyway and second, they decided to stay out of this (mostly because they don’t speak french and because it isnt really their bussiness).

Then, the cherry on top. He got, a statement, from a friend, that met my mother me and my bro, on the day of my mom and father marriage, then he never saw us again.
I’m gonna run it back for yall. He got a statement from a friend that we met once, ONCE when we were 6 months old, AND THEN NEVER SAW US AGAIN.
How ridiculous is this.
The statement apparently said approximativly the same things but its even more ridiculous because he never saw how it happenned between all of us, how my father acted or anything, he was just here for not even a day.

And just so you realise, all 3 statements were almost exactly the same, like dead ass copypasted
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He even had the balls to send in his file pictures of vacations that happenned in 2023, and for context, we are almost 2026, i wonder why he sent us pictures from 2023. If he’s such a good father, he must be on vacations with he’s family atleast once a year no ?
Guess what, the pictures he sent are from one single afternoon, on a 5 days stay. Even on vacations, he’s not here. And we got many pictures of these vacs where he is not here. We got the dates, everything.

He just helped us center the justice d**do a little bit more so it goes deeper in his f**king ass.
He even sent out of context pictures of him in Alcool conventions to show he is a ‘’hard-working man’’. In all the statements my mother collected from her friends, they all say he was always acting like he was from the high society, a hard-worker, rich and all.
OH ! We just acquired 5 milimiters more of precision.

He is so f**king f**ked.

For a fact even if he said ‘’I was drinking whiskey on this picture’’ we would have the proofs to proove him wrong.
Facts. His LinkedIn profile has a picture of him holding a glass filled with what looks like whiskey, but its actually apple juice. How do i know, i’m the one that filled his glass.

ANYWAY. Today started quietly, i woke up first for once. I talked a lot with my Aunt, discovered some stuff, she talked about food she liked when she was younger but that doesnt exist anymore. She talked about her jobs and all. We talked about music. It was fun.
Then my mom came back from the doctor and prepared dinner.
We ate and she informed us about the statements, the files, the pictures, etc… everything i talked about in the previous paragraphs.
Then when we finished eating, she got on her way to the court.
It is 2:35pm as i am writing this, the hearing is at 3pm.
I send her all my power, my courage and my protection through these lines i am writing right now.

We know we will win the fight.
Hell, the war.
We’ll win this war against my father.
He is harvesting what he planted all those 20 years.
The truth is coming out in the light.
Justice is hammering in its judgement.
Fear is finally going the other way around.
Lies are not gonna be of any use now.

Me my Aunt and my bro assembled the couch we bought 2 days ago, and its nice and comfy.
After this we played some board games and my Aunt received a message from my mother saying :
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Mom : The hearing is finished, i’m leaving the court. I am coming. The decision will be made tomorow or this afternoon. We will know the outcome in 2 days.

Now only time will tell.

Mom came back, and she talked about how it happened, what was said and done.
She said that our lawyer did a really great job at saying everything.
My fathers lawyer was absolutly aweful. Misogynist, racist, ego of the size of the distance between the earth and the moon… Everything my father is in some ways. I won’t explain in details what was said and all because i don’t really feel okay about sharing this, but his lawyer kinda shot 9.mm against a heavy tank. He did many mistakes, he said many things that didn’t make sense and a lot of stuff that just strenghtened our arguments like :

Davids Lawyer : My client is getting a sum of only 1 440€ each month due to the fact he doesnt have a job (LIE DETECTOR : HE LYIN !!! HE GETS 2050€), and so he is poor and he cant provide money to Ma’am [full legal name of my mother, we will call her Chloe Johns], that seemingly already found a house and so has the funds to live her life, so she doesnt need my clients money.

And his next line of defense was some pictures i talked about earlier, the extremly rare pictures of him with us and….
*drum roll*
Pictures of him in suit and tie, with a big fat watch on his wrist with a whiskey in his hand at an alcool convention.
He is indeed, VERY poor. Otherwise he would have bought a more expensive suit and a more expensive watch. Friendly reminde : he buys fake watches but without the context of this, you dont say you’re poor with a watch that looks real, you simply don’t.
He also said (for a fact, our lawyer knew that my father would use this line of defense that is absolutly ineffective against us) :

Davids Lawyer : My client stated that everything that is happenning has been planned to make him fall and to make him loose all his money, and we can see that Ma’am Chloe Johns had a past as a jury in justice, so she knows the law and her rights, so she knows how to plan it all in a way that looks legal.

Yea sure, we wouldn’t have 6 friends and members of our family that wrote different statements that were not copy pasted if it was all planned.
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He also said one of the dumbest things ever. For context, my brother does a sport named Capoera (if i wrote this right. I hope. He might kill me otherwise) which is an ancient dance that was created by brazilian slaves to hide self defense moves under the ‘’its a ritual we have in our home country’’ cloak. So its in some ways a Combat sport, but the objective is to not hit the person infront of you.
Get a seat before reading this, you don’t want to fall down on the floor :

Fathers Lawyer : My client stated that his son [my bros name] does capoera, which is a combat sports, so he does not have a reason be scared in the house.

Very logical. Why would he learn a self defense sport ? Because he’s scared maybe.
And he has reasons to be scared because we don’t know what he could do, if he would get a knife or a gun, anything.
THATS THE DUMBEST LINE OF DEFENSE IVE EVER HEARD. Like, at this point, with all our proofs and stuff, its the equivalent of if D-Day happened against kids with nerf guns and cardboard barricades.
Every single thing he said strenghtenned our arguments.

And then, disaster (i mean for my fathers side) strikes :

Davids Lawyer : And also i would like to state that a file of protection is to be used only in extreme situations, but there has not been a single physical violence stated anywhere, so therefore, it is not needed.

Little friendly reminder that this years national theme is ‘’Mental health’’ and so everybody has in some ways learned about psychological violence and allat. And on the way, he said that, but whats worse is, he said that in a court composed of only womens. The Judge is a women, my mother and her lawyer are womens, and there was someone in the court that was here to learn how everything happened in the court that was also a women, AND there was a women writing down everything that was said in the court.
He got balls.
Balls of steel.
Made in China.
And on the way, our lawyer was the first one to be heard and the first thing she said was :

Mothers Lawyer : I want to remind you that a file of protection is here to prevent any violence to happen before it does happen, to prevent any physical or any other kind of violence to happen, and if you read the files Your Honor, you’ll probably understand that there clearly is a danger for Ma’am Chloe Johns.

Massive W.
Oliver didn’t lie when he said that :
«This lawyer and her assistant are real pitbulls, don’t worry ‘bout a thing».
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So we joked a lot tonight about how dumb our father and his lawyer are, but on a side note, i shaved and washed my hairs tonight, because tomorow is my first day of tryout in Cultura.
I’m fresh and clean for tomorow and i’m excited.

Anyway, here i am writing these lines around 9 pm, which for once isn’t this late, but i’m gonna have to go to bed since i wake up earlier tomorow. Goodnight !!!
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