I got a Latin test tomorrow but why the fuck should I study a dead language for 7 years

Same applies to physics, like who gives a f**k about what happens if a ball falls down

Same applies to music, like who gives a f**k about how many times Mozart farted in his fifth symphony

Same applies to math, like who gives a f**k about whether I can prove it's a triangle or not

Same applies to German (English for you), like who gives a f**k about how many metaphors are in a 500 year old poem nobody even knows

Same applies to chemistry, like who gives a f**k about how the location of a double bond changes the properties of a molecule

Same applies to history, like who gives a f**k about some random dudes who found out stuff bro they are all dead

history:

yea we actually stabbed him to death

Uh… you’re basically talking in a language that’s using Latin alphabet but ok