TAG Ep 24.mp3

Paleo: Ok so, who lost.

Blook: "The first of two contests is Dandy's Roulette! The Danger Zone trio must enter this elevator and purchase from Dandy's Shop. The catch is, he gives 3 random items, and most of the time they're gonna be absolute ASS. If you get Dandy's balls and wanna not buy, you tick up the Twisted Dandy counter. If it hits three, then you summon Twisted Dandy!"

Paleo: Since when we're doing Dandy's stuff now?
Dandy: Right now dude. And yes I'm also here apparently, so I should probably get things ready.
Paleo: Umm... okay.

*First round: Protein Bar, Stealth Candy, and Air Horn*
Blook: "Also, the items you guys get are able to be used in the fight against Dandy. Just take them out of this trademarked Gigi Pack™ made to hold infinite items, hoard just like the gachapon herself!"

Gigi: Mwehehehe.

*Oni buys a Protein Bar*
Blook: "You're all safe for now!"
*Round 2: Gumballs, Gumballs, Jawbreaker*

Furnace: Oooooh! A jawbreaker!
*Buys a jawbreaker*

*Blook kicks Furnace out*
Blook: "You're not in the Danger Zone, so no items for you!"
Oni: "This elevator is Danger Zone only!"

Furnace: What do you mea- Wait? Am I out of the danger zone?
PBIII: I'll take the jawbreaker instead.

Blook: "Yep. You're safe! And that's another safe round!"
*Round 3: Gumballs, Stealth Candy, Stealth Candy*

Kinger: Wow, so many candy!
PBIII: Ok, there must be something I must understand. What items are we suppose to be getting other than candy and such?
Dandy: What's wrong with candy?
PBIII: Nothing, it's just that you brought out so many.

*After the contest*
Blook: "Oh my GAH! They tied???"

Kage: Damn. We must be pretty good at seeking.
Paleo: Let me guess, Blook. If there's one way to break this tie, would be a battle to death?

Blook: "Nebula, heads or tails?"
Nebula: "Uhh, heads."
*Blook flips a coin*
Blook: "Heads!"
(This was not rigged I literally flipped a coin and hit heads)

Kage: Weirdly I haven't said anything to heads or tails. But oh well. You've done well, Nebula. You've done well.
*Kage bow to her, meaning he's showing respect to her*

*Nebula floats over to the rest of the contestants*
Nebula: "I'm ready to compete."

Furnace: Welcome to the games Nebula.

Blook: "Now for the contest! You have to defeat Shadow Soul in my new game, Blook's Blast!"

Paleo: Wait, wait, wait! Don't tell me you actually brought the actual guy here!

*He brings in an arcade cabinet with Blook's Blast*
Blook: "He's a boss!"

Paleo: Oh, he's just in a game. Did you make that?

Blook: "Yep! I've opened the Shadow Soul level, and each of you will take a turn to fight him! First three to beat him get immunity tickets!"

Furnace: I'll take him on!
Kinger: Aren't you too fat to do this though?
Furnace: What did you say?! Hey, there's no fat guy here except me, and I'm not fat!

Gourdy: "I have Bobette's laptop!"

Dandy: You haven't seen anything private Bobette had, did she?

Gourdy: "I saw her DMs with Ginger!"

Dandy: Wait, really?

Blook: "Ad break while we set things up!"
Yatta: "Today's sponsor is Razzle & Dazzle's non-stick glue."

Razzle: Non-stick glue? That sounded diabolical.
Dazzle: This one's really out of character of me...
Paleo: How come?
Dazzle: You'll see...

Blook: "Do it or I'll send you to Dyle."

Razzle: Golly, no need to be forceful here. No one would like you if you do that kind of stuff, if it's like a crime or something that your being too hard on.
*Dazzle sighs*
Dazzle: Why did I agree to this....
Paleo: You know, now I think about. These ADs looked pretty old. Kinda looked like they're made in the 80s or 90s.
Dazzle: Just get the ad over with...
Paleo: Ok.
*Plays the Ad*

*After the ad*
Blook: "God, you two sounded so different in the 90s."

Razzle: Do I even had a wife?
Dazzle: I sounded mean... I hate it...
Paleo: Ooookay, now I know why that's out of character of you.

Blook: "Furnace just won!"
Huldabell
Blook: "Go back to Stars Align."
Huldabell: "But-"
Blook: "Go back."

Paleo: Where did she come from?

Blook: "Idk. Now, time for Doom."
*Meanwhile, in Gardenview...*
???: "I'LL MAKE THEM PAY..."
*A rainbow claw comes out of a cage connected to a machine*

Random Toon: Oh shit!
*He starts the alarm*
Random Toon: He's escaping!

???: "DYLE... IT'S YOUR FAULT..."
*Sandii Clawz, the Monster of Christmas. Coming December 16th.*

*Oh Lord. This will get interesting*

*Inside Kessho's dream*

*A diancie spins around like crazy*

*Kessho is on a bed*

*A random diancie walks up to her*
Random Diancie: Hey, wake up.

*Kessho wakes up and sees Blook doing TAG outside*

Paleo: So, how do you think Doom is doing rn?

Blook: "He just died.

Paleo: Ooof.

*Nebula's turn*

Paleo: Alright. Let's see how the newbie does?

*She finds a glitch to deal lots of damage and wins the fastest*

Paleo: ... Well... That was unexpected.

*The map is Maske Castle*

Paleo: Really? We're doing this in our home? Who are the hiders btw?

Blook: “Unnamed volunteers

Paleo: Ofc, laziness is in your nature.

*Nebula finds one disguised as a flower*

*Kage finds two of them disguised as chairs inside the castle*

Hector: “Ah damn.”

Jeff: F**k!
Paleo: Wait? They have names. So much for unnamed volunteers.

*Nebula finds 2 as boxes in storage*

Kage: So many of them are they.
*He finds two as kitchen equipments*

Blook: "We go to the next stage of the game: Immunity tickets! All of your points will be traded for Dandy Plushies (Marketable)!"

Dandy: I also happen to have a Gourdy plushie too. Even though halloween is over, but what do I know.

Blook: "What's that? Oh, someone new wants to join! Well, this mysterious newbie will have to fight one of our veterans in the surprise contest to join!"

Paleo: Who?

*Blook pulls up the curtain and reveals Kage and Nebula on stage*

*Kage notices Nebula*
Kage: Oh, hello. You must be the newcomer.

Blook: "Spin the wheel, Kage! That'll choose the contest you two battle over!"

Kage: Ooookay.
*Kage spins the wheel*

*It lands on Blox Hunt*
Blook: "You two have to find all 10 hiders! Whoever finds more wins, and whoever doesn't goes home."

Kage: Ok. Hope you're ready, newcomer.

Blook: "Dandy has impeccable hearing, so he'll be alerted to any machine you complete."

PBIII: Well, if I complete the machine, I'll just run away from where he heard the machine completed

*Skip to 14 machines done*

PBIII: OK, one more to go and we're out.

*Oni finishes a machine*

Kinger: I think it's time we run.
PBIII: F9r once your right.
Kinger: Wdym by that?
PBIII: Nothing. Let's just go.

*In a tight competition, Kinger makes it in!*
Blook: "Kinger survives!!!"

Kinger: Wow, I made it.
PBIII: So much for my own work

*Oni and PBIII get sent to the Failures' Flat*

PBIII: Welp, back here again.
*The rabbids noticed him and goes to him*
PBIII: Oh brother.

Astro: "If you don't buy from Dandy, he'll get mad."

PBIII: Well that's not a good explanation I needed, but I better not to getting him mad.
*Buys gumballs*

*Round 4: [null]*

PBIII: Uh... what?

*Dandy goes back down*

PBIII: What just happened?
Kinger: .... AH!
PBIII: Jeez!
Kinger: Sorry. Force of habit.

*Cut to round 43: 2 gumballs for the 3rd time in a row*
Oni: "I refuse to buy anything until he gives us better items!"
Blook: "Well, you triggered Twisted Dandy!"

PBIII: Oni, I wouldn't get mad at him for having ass items.

*The elevator stops at Twisted Dandy's floor*
Blook: "Let's see you three complete 15 machines! First to reach the elevator survives, other two don't make it!"

PBIII: Well, since I'm the smartest Rabbid around the block. Mine as well go ahead and do it. All I have to do is to avoid him and complete a machine. Should be simple, right?