Chuck had the last laugh

THEY TOLD A YOUNG CHUCK NORRIS; YOU LIKE DND, AUDREY HEPBURN, FANGORIA, HARRY HOUDINI AND CROQUET, YOU CAN'T SWIM, YOU CAN'T DANCE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW KARATE, FACE IT, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT; JOKES ON THEM; I made it