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Am I the only one who thinks coffee tastes like brick shavings boiled in chalk dust

agree

I just put like a f**k ton of creamer

yes

So, coffee first?

yes and i have a tip on what to do when you become an hero (itll be really funny trust)

Tell me

step 1 find tall building with people at bottom
2 go to roof
3 jump off (aim to be above somebody below)
4 hold out a fist aimed at someone below
5 yell something of your choice ("Gay nerd killing punch" works well)
6 land absolutely PWNing punch on some random due
7 ???
8 PROFIT!!!

Absolutely beautiful