Dandy's Silly World RP.mp3

Dandy: It's Thanksgiving.

Astro: "Nice of Rattle to invite us over for a picnic, eh Dandy?"

Dandy: I hope she makes lots of spaghetti!

Astro: “Wait what?”
*Victor throws a pie at Dandy*

Dandy: Hey, who threw that pie at me?

*Rattle throws a glob of mashed potatos at Nebula*
Nebula: “Hey! That hit me!”
Rattle: “That’ssss the point.”
Shrimpo: “TAKE THIS, DELANEY!”
*He throws a plate at Rattle*

Sprout: Come on guys! I just made those for this day!

*Astro goes into the closet and hangs up his blanket, coming out in a shirt and shorts*
Rattle: “HE HAS FOUR ARMS?”

*Dandy takes the pie off his face*
Dandy: Oh yeah, he always has four arms. Don't worry, it's normal. Also, Victor.
*Throws pie at Victor's face*

*Shelly comes by*
Shelly: “Hey Dandy, how are your legs?”

Dandy: Oh they're doing grea- Wait! You remembered my name!

Blook: “Nice to meet you, Dandicus, I’m the fried pickle inspector and I alo have the job of clarifying. What my colleague meant is Nebula falls under the umbrella of so-called ‘chubby’ Toons. Thanks for my spiel, here’s a business card, bye.”

Dandy: I don't look that chubby... Unless...
*He looks at Shrimpo in an angry expression*
Dandy: ... Are you saying that I'm fat?!

Astro: “Dandy, mind listening again? He was talking about Nebula, who Shrimpo is trying to punch, and he got her in the gut.”

Dandy: That makes it worse! I ought to beat the living shit out of this crustacean!
Finn: Oh shoot, he about to krill him.
Glisten: Ugh... That's just cheesy.

*Astro tries to pull Dandy back*

Dandy: Hey, come on. Let me get a beating to him.
Boxten: Does Astro ever fight?
Ginger: I don't know? We've seen him mostly chill and sleeping.

*7.32 minutes later*
Shrimpo: “Well, that sucked. I should really find a better way to take my anger out, or like, traumadump to Finn.”

Finn: Wait? What?

Shrimpo: “I know I hate your puns, but I think of you as a friend. Like, the only person I’d trust with knowing my secrets…”

Finn: Umm... Okay. Just don't beat me up because I made puns. Even though you said that your my friend.

Shrimpo: “So, back in the past, I had a really bad experience with the Toon Handlers. Also, Randy attacked me before he mysteriously vanished.”
Victo: “Who?”

Finn: Who's "he?"

Shrimpo: “Dandy’s brother.”

Finn: I didn't know that Dandy had a brother?

Dyle: “Only very few of the Toons knew of him during his time locked away. He was very dangerous, and his mind had seemed to deteriorate while he was down there.”

Finn: Damn. What do you think happened to him after we left Gardenview?

Randy: “is that about me?

Finn: AH!
*Hides behind a wall*

*Randy has a huge scar on his face and his purple petal is ripped off and replaced by a bloody bandage*

Boxten: Jeez... He looked like he's been through a lot.
Dandy: Who?
*Dandy notices Randy*
Dandy: Randy... Is that you?

Randy: “what year is it?”

Dandy: Umm...
*Checks calendar*
Dandy: About 2025. It'll be 2026 next month.

Randy: “I haven’t seen you for 25 YEARS?”

Dandy: I know that sounds crazy, but be believe me, it is that long.

*Astro floats up into the air*

Goob: Who wants a hug?
Boxten: Really?
Goob: I love hugs! I can't help it.

*Astrogeor3*

Dandy: Ok what the f**k...

*10 minutes later*

Sprout: Phew... That was a disaster.

*Shrimpo looks at Nebula*
Shrimpo: “I HATE SPACE!”
*He tries to punch Nebula*
Yatta: “Well, Nebula, prepare to be bullied. And pro tip, be ready to fight Shrimpo.”

Dandy: Oh for god sakes! Why does he have go go for girls?
Scraps: Because he thinks that we're weak. Little does he know, girls are not weak than he thinks.

Nebula: “Well, being fair, he does go for Bobette often, and I see him finding a similar reason to target me.”

4th wall breaker, to Dandy: “Hey. I wanted you to know that Nebula is one of the Balls Toons.”

Dandy: ... What kind of name is that? And why are we called like that?

Poppy: “And now for th commercial break. Today’s sponsor: Looey’s Cement Balloons.”

Dandy: Wouldn't that hurt people?

*Cut to ad*

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Baby: "Hello I am 1 years old and I agree with this message"

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*A LUNCH RUSH IS APPROACHING!*

Sprout: Shit! I better get things prepared for lunch! Cosmo, help me out ol' buddy!

*A bunch of generic unnamed toons rush into the room*

Dandy: Good god! What is this rush hour?
Scraps: We're not even in New York, Dandy.