mmmh tasty susie

Me to kris: Kris, as your biolgical father-
*Looks at them genes*
...Somehow-

?

Me: Kristopher, you're not leaving until you eat your CUUCCUUMMBERRRR!
You're a GROWING BOY, KRISTOPHERRR!
kris:...dad im 48.

Ok good talk

Me: No *Throws cucumber at you*
Kris: that's gay
Me: Your son is gay, Kris.
Kris:...Right

Ya good

Me: No *Has a stroke for no reason*

Me: No im not *Clips inside a wall and starts shaking and colliding like a ragdoll inside a wall*

*software updates you*

another key factor is he has trauma with the colour blue.

What's wrong with blue? And also I get it like once every two months I'm fine

Imagine a human seeing another human just collapse, ge a stroke and go in a coma for a short time. It's lile that for Grave. a computer sees another one faint. Grave's entire purpose is to protect. So he has a fear of other's getting hurt.

It always happens. Its normal for me

We dont talk about what happened...........

Ok then...???

Its normal. Happens to everyone

Why

If a compitor gets a BSOD more then once a month, that's bad bro

Grave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: GREAT YOU SCARED GRAVE-

Ok update should be done

me: No
Imma go eat some dsrk worlds and kill gaster

*blue screen of deaths you so that you have to update"

Me: I am kris' real father!
asgore: NUH UH
me:...TF YOU MEAN NUH-UH?
asgore: NUH-UH!

*software updates you again*

Me: No *Eats mayonaise and goes to the backrooms*

TF you mean no

Me to kris: Kris, as your biolgical father-
*Looks at them genes*
...Somehow-

Kris: Yes he's mh biological father
me: ...somehow.

KRIS
I AM YOUR FATHER

Me: He was my son ever since the greek era
He's been the god of chaos and heir to the throne for God ever since
then Susie (Kris' wife) if kris doesnt want/cant be, Then galuez, who if he doesnt want/cant, he can gjve it to anyone he likes.

Çhïrøgÿl: MY CANE-

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