IT'S ME!!! (look at my username) (4)

uh oh

*chase scene begins*

*rudebuster 14x*

*pulls out uno reverse card* he he he

*becomes god of multiverse just to summon an uno reverse card, then returns to normal form*

*becomes...THE ROARING KNIGHT AND SWOONS YOU* he he he thats right im the roaring knight! and im gonna cause the roaring and open dark fountains with my spear he he he!!!

*randomly summons a shield, blocks the attack, and then summons an army of 14 susies*

*summons asgores truck to ram you with it*

*redbuster + rudebuster 14x and destroys asgore and his truck*

(bro where the pixels at?) wait im sorry please dont hurt m-AH!

*opens dark fountain* he he he there's no kris to seal the foutain!!!!

*summons kris to seal the fountain*

how'd they even get here!?

i summon him. trust the process

ok? 🤨

*kris seal dark fountain and it turns into water fountain*

*then a watercooler emerges from the water* oh heck naw fam 😭✌️

*summons a mirror, randomly sprouts bat wings, and literally flies into it* (i've always wondered how meta knight even got those wings. i guess mixing chemicals into the toilet was how he got em)

(yeah me to) lemme just...*turns back into bandana waddle dee* ok see ya *runs away*

*my susie army starts running toward you*

(fun fact the move where bandana waddle dee flys with his spear is called the Waddle Copter which is cute and i never knew that) uh oh *uses waddle copter to fly over the susie's*

psst i'm not actually ralsei, i'm meta knight. with a sword and a gun.

wait meta knight it's you!?

yeh

cool! wait then where's kirby???

i killed him

wha-WHY!?

because he asked too many damn questions *amongus sus impostor moment*

what questions?

now you're the one asking too many questions *dirty side eye*

too many-I AKSED ONE!

i counted them for you