Monke

i have a 1 in 8.19 billion chance of being turned into a monkey
those odds may seem good, but let me break it down:
1/8,191,988,453, i am one of the units, 3. without me, it would be 8,191,988,452. But these numbers are an estimate. You cannot possibly record every single birth, so it could be 8,192,002,000. Lets say it is 8,000,000,000. I live in Europe, which has around 753 million. So my odds are now 1 in 753,000,000. To narrow it down EVEN more, i live in the UK. so thats around 70 million.

1 in 70,000,000 is not good. To narrow it down more, i live in merseyside. my odds are now 1 in around 1,500,000. But bc i live in Liverpool, its around 1 in 500,000. 1 in 500,000 is horrible odds for me.
so in total, i have a 1 in 8bn odds.
but if everyone i live near can be turned into a monkey, but no-one else, i have the worst odds possible. I can worsen my odds