HARK, I IMPLORE THEE, DENIZENS OF MIRTH AND MERRIMENT! DOES THE ANNALS OF YORE RECOUNT A CERTAIN INCIDENT, A MOST PECULIAR NIBBLE, PERCHANCE THE INFAMOUS 'BITE OF '87,' A CLANDESTINE CHOMPING ESCAPADE OF CONSIDERABLE NOTORIETY THAT HATH ETCHED ITSELF INTO THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS WITH NARY A SHRED OF SUBTLETY, LEAVING BEHIND A LEGACY OF BEWILDERMENT AND BEMUSEMENT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME?