Mr penis

CHAPTER TWENTY — UPWARD AND OUTWARD

The safe-room’s dim orange lights flickered into “morning mode,” which was really just slightly brighter orange.
Everyone groaned awake, stiff, sore, and emotionally destroyed.

But alive.

And with the radio message still gnawing at their minds.

Finding the Map

While packing their things, Curator tugged at a loose metal panel near the floor—mostly out of boredom.

CLUNK.

The panel slid open completely, revealing a dusty compartment inside.

“Uh… guys? I found something.”

They pulled out:

An old, cracked clipboard

Water-stained papers

And a yellowed bunker map taped to a piece of cardboard

The map was hand-drawn, jagged lines and scribbled notes everywhere.

Norther crouched down.
“Let me see.”

Curator unfolded it on the floor. Everyone gathered around.

The map showed:

A spiral staircase leading up several floors

“Maintenance Shaft D” marked with a skull

A corridor labeled NORTH EXIT — DO NOT USE

Another note beside it:
“Blocked. Something lives there.”

Shira pointed to the southern-most mark.
“This one… South Surface Hatch. That’s our way out.”

Corpse.Bride nodded firmly.
“Then we don’t go north. At all.”

Toady exhaled.
“Radio said it too. Two warnings? I’ll take them.”

Preparing for the Climb

Yoshi tightened the straps on his backpack.

“Surface is maybe… three floors up,” he said, tapping the map.
“Old bunkers are built like cakes. Lots of layers. Lots of awful frosting.”

Mewo gagged.
“Yeah but cake doesn’t usually try to kidnap us.”

Cornball:
“Depends where you shop.”

The speaker-cat let out a loud meow that echoed through the room.
Randomiser petted it.
“At least someone’s excited.”

Goober gathered their things quietly, still shaken but determined.

“I want fresh air,” they whispered.
“I don’t care if it smells like burning raccoons. I want it.”

The Ascent Begins

They opened the safe-room door.

The hallway was dark—but quiet.
Nothing waiting.
Nothing moving.

For the first time, the bunker felt… empty.

“Keep close,” Toady said softly.
“Stay together.”

They moved through the corridors, following the map’s twisting route.

Left.
Up a ramp.
Through a long passageway lined with rusted pipes.

Every distant drip of water made someone flinch.

Cornball pointed ahead.
“There. Stairwell.”

A single metal door stood half open, staircase visible beyond.

The Spiral Staircase

The staircase stretched upward, vanishing into shadows.

Norther tested a step with his boot.
It creaked dangerously.

“Old,” he muttered.
“But it’ll hold.”

One by one, they started to climb.

The metal groaned under their weight

Dust fell like snow

Mewo nearly slipped twice and screamed every time

The cat rode on Randomiser’s shoulders like a tiny furry general

Halfway up, Goober froze.

“Wait,” they whispered.
“Does anyone else hear that?”

Everyone stopped.

Listened.

Silence.

Then—

faint static… like a far-away radio trying to tune in…

Yoshi checked his backpack radio.

“It’s not mine.”

Toady swallowed hard.
“…keep climbing. Don’t stop.”

They moved faster.

Reaching the Map Room

At the top of the stairs was a short corridor with a door marked:

ARCHIVES — FLOOR B1

Curator pushed it open.

Inside lay shelves of old binders, notebooks, and rolled-up blueprints.

“This is where the map came from,” Curator murmured.

“And maybe more answers,” Norther said.

Toady shook their head.
“We shouldn’t stay long. The radio message said not to go north. We’re heading south—straight up and then down that hallway—so let’s not waste time.”

But Mewo had already wandered deeper into the room.

“Guys… you should see this.”

Everyone stepped closer.

Pinned to a corkboard was a second, more detailed map.

It showed the entire region above the bunker.

And on the northern side, in thick red handwriting:

“ZONE RED. DO NOT INVESTIGATE. ENTITY EMERGES AT RANDOM.”

Cornball whispered:
“…oh that’s just fantastic.”

Toady touched the map gently.

“So it wasn’t just us. This thing’s been here for a long time.”

Randomiser asked the question everyone feared:

“Is it still here… waiting?”

Shira shivered.

“I don’t want to find out.”

Corpse.Bride nodded toward the exit.

“Then let’s get out while we can.”

They Continue Toward the Surface Hatch

Holding both maps, Yoshi led the group back into the hallway.

“South hatch is two corridors down,” he said.
“Stay close.”

As they moved, the faint static behind them grew weaker…

Then vanished.

Like whatever had been following them had decided to stop.

Or was waiting somewhere else.

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