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CHAPTER FIFTEEN — DEVESTO SLIPS

The safe room had gone quiet.

Too quiet.

Everyone was still processing what Devesto had admitted—
or claimed to admit.

But then…

Something shifted.

The way he sat changed—
from tense and anxious
to loose.
Relaxed.
Almost… self-satisfied.

Cornball noticed first.

“…Why are you smiling like that?”

Devesto froze, then quickly covered it with a fake worried expression.

“Oh—sorry. Fear response. I smile when I’m… terrified.”

Mewo squinted.
“No you don’t. I’ve seen you scared. You stare like an owl.”

Curator crossed their arms.
“And you said you ‘didn’t know how to talk to people’ but suddenly you’re expressive and articulate now?”

Devesto’s eye twitched.
“I—I can be expressive… sometimes.”

Norther pointed.
“You’re doing that thing again.”

“What thing?” Devesto snapped.

“That thing where you pretend to have trauma when we question you,” Norther said bluntly.
“I’ve seen real trauma. You’re faking.”

Devesto’s face went blank.

Shira leaned close to Corpse.Bride.
“He’s bad at lying, isn’t he?”

“The worst,” Corpse.Bride whispered.

Yoshi stepped forward, cracking his knuckles.
“Alright, out with it. What exactly are you lying about?”

Devesto looked around the room too fast—
eyes darting, fingers tapping, foot bouncing.

Too performative.
Too forced.
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Toady crouched so they were eye-level with him.

“You said it watched us from the beginning.”

“Yes,” Devesto said quickly.

“You said you didn’t tell us because we wouldn’t understand.”

“Yes.”

“You said you were scared.”

“Yes.”

“And now you’re…”
Toady gestured at him.
“…acting like you’re enjoying this.”

Devesto hesitated.

Then spoke slowly.

“…I enjoy being important.”

Mewo groaned.
“Oh my GOD, I knew it.”

Randomiser slapped their forehead.
“He wants the attention plotline. Of COURSE he does—every horror group has one liar.”

Yoshi grabbed Devesto by the collar.
“So you made up the whole ‘it followed us for years’ thing?”

Devesto didn’t answer.

He didn’t need to.

His silence was an admission.

Cornball threw his hands in the air.
“BRO. WE WERE ABOUT TO PANIC OUR SOULS OUT.”

Curator glared.
“Why would you lie about that? That’s not a little detail. That changes everything.”

Devesto exhaled slowly.

“…Because you listen when I talk about scary things.”
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Everything went still.

Not out of fear this time.

Out of… disappointment.

Even the speaker-cat meowed judgmentally.

Toady rubbed their temple.
“Devesto. That was dangerous. You made everyone think this thing has been stalking us our whole lives.”

Devesto stared at the ground.

“I didn’t think you’d care otherwise.”

Shira whispered softly,
“We’d care if you were honest.”

Devesto’s jaw clenched.

“…I don’t know how to be interesting without being creepy.”

Yoshi grabbed him by the shoulders.

“You don’t need to be interesting right now—
you need to be useful.”

Devesto blinked.

“But… I did tell the truth about one thing.”

Everyone froze again.

Corpse.Bride swallowed.
“…What part?”

Devesto pointed at the door.

His voice dropped to a near-whisper.

“The part where it doesn’t need to hide anymore.”

Before anyone could ask—

Something heavy slammed into the safe room door.

BANG.

The lights flickered.

Another BANG.

Everyone backed up.

Yoshi shoved Devesto behind him, almost on instinct.

Curator grabbed a metal pipe from the shelf.

Norther cursed under his breath.

Randomiser screamed and dove under a bench.

Toady stepped forward.

“Everyone stay behind me—”

B A N G.

A dent appeared in the door.

And then—

Through the tiny seam, a voice whispered:

“T W O.”

The group froze.

Randomiser screamed,
“NO NO NO WHY ARE WE ON EPISODE TWO OF THE VOTING GAME—”
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