YOSHI.
The Yoshi.
The beloved friend who hadn’t been able to come to the meetup because of a last-minute emergency.
The one everyone trusted.
The one everyone looked forward to seeing.
The one whose presence made the group feel whole.
Canadian.
Polite even when threatened.
Obsessed with voting-based party games to an almost spiritual degree.
And apparently now, survivor of a nuclear apocalypse.
Yoshi scanned the group calmly, nodding once—
Then his eyes fell on Devesto.
And his entire expression transformed into pure, righteous fury.
“…YOU.”
That was all the warning Devesto got.
Before he could even spit out something smug, before he could give one creepy smile—
YOSHI CHARGED LIKE A FULL-SPEED CANADIAN FREIGHT TRAIN.
“WAIT—WAIT—WAIT—!!” Devesto yelped.
Too late.
WHAM!!!
Yoshi tackled him so hard the speaker-cat jumped, Toady staggered, and Randomiser screamed like a kettle.
Corpse.Bride clapped a hand over her mouth.
“OH MY GOD—”
Shira blinked in awe.
“I’ve never seen Yoshi violent before.”
Norther pushed his glasses up.
“That was… highly efficient.”
Devesto lay flat on the metal floor, wheezing, eyes rolling.
Yoshi stood over him, breathing hard but steady.
Then, in the most Canadian voice possible, he snapped:
“Sorry for the force—BUT YOU DESERVED THAT.”
Devesto wheezed, “Wh—what did I even DO—”
“To exist around my friends, apparently,” Mewo muttered.
“To be yourself,” Cornball added.
“To breathe in our general direction,” Randomiser finished.
Yoshi pointed a stern finger down at Devesto.
“You stay on the ground for a minute.
I need to recalibrate my politeness.”
He turned to the rest of the group, his expression softening instantly.