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CHAPTER SIX — MORNING AFTER

No one slept well.

Sleep came in fragments—a few minutes at a time, broken by clattering nerves, whispered fears, or the occasional heavier rumble from above. The air grew warmer with each hour, heavy with breath and dust and the strange metallic tang that accompanied fear.

When the first of them stirred, it wasn’t because of light—there was none—but because the fallout storm above had changed its rhythm.

The scraping was softer now. More regular. Like a slow, coarse rain.

Norther sat up first, neck stiff, notebook still open on his lap. He blinked into the faint glow of someone’s phone being used as a nightlight.

Nobleranger’s voice came through the gloom. “What time is it?”

“No idea,” Norther murmured. “Could be 3 a.m. Could be noon.”

He checked his phone. Still no service. The lock screen clock hadn’t updated, but the battery had drained 30% from the brief light usage.

“Everyone,” Norther said softly, “we need to conserve our phones from now on. Use them only when absolutely necessary.”

A few others were waking now—Mewo rubbing her eyes, Randomiser sitting up like he’d been startled awake, Shira stretching her stiff limbs.

Goober was already awake, sitting in the corner, hugging their backpack.

Cornball slid over quietly. “Did you sleep at all?”

Goober shook their head. “My brain wouldn’t turn off. Every noise felt like… like something was coming.”

Cornball offered a soft smile. “Nothing’s coming. If anything tries, I’ll body-slam it.”

Goober blinked. “You… would actually do that?”

“Absolutely not,” Cornball said immediately. “But it’s the thought that counts.”

That earned Goober a tiny smile.
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THE STATE OF THINGS

As everyone slowly gathered near the center of the room, Curator took mental inventory:

Water: One and a half cases left.

Food: Mostly questionable snacks and two very stale loaves of bread discovered behind a cabinet.

Light: Only phone flashlights left.

Air: Growing thicker. Stale. Warm.

Corpse.Bride spoke first. “Vent check?”

Toady nodded and climbed onto a crate again. Even in the dim light, they checked the duct tape, the seals, the edges.
“No leaks. Still sealed.”

“Good,” Curator said. “Because if fallout dust comes in here, that’s it. We’re done.”

Randomiser groaned. “Please don’t say things like that before breakfast.”

“What breakfast?” Mewo muttered, staring at the pile of snacks in despair. “Half of this expired when we were in kindergarten.”

Norther rummaged through the pile, then held up three bags of off-brand chips.
“These don’t expire. They just… evolve.”

Shira clapped a hand over her mouth to stifle a laugh.

Corpse.Bride said, “Okay, we split one bag now. One at mid-day. One tonight. Rations.”

Randomiser squinted. “How do we measure mid-day without the sun?”

Shira shrugged. “Vibes?”

“Yeah, that works,” Cornball said immediately.

FIRST REAL SILENCE

After their meager “breakfast,” the group settled into a heavy quiet.

No one wanted to talk about the world above.

But the silence was different now—not anxious, not panicked. Just… hollow. Like they were finally starting to understand what being trapped really meant.

Curator sat beside Toady. “You doing okay?”

Toady shrugged. “Ask me again in a week.”

“You’ve been the calmest person here,” Curator said. “Even Norther’s pacing has pacing.”

Toady didn’t respond immediately. When they did, their voice was quieter than usual.

“I don’t do well with panic. It makes me freeze. So I just… do stuff before it hits me.”

Curator nodded slowly. “You’re doing great.”

Toady looked surprised—almost embarrassed. “…Thanks.”
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AN UNEXPECTED DISCOVERY

Nobleranger, restless, began exploring the darker edges of the basement. His phone light swept across boxes, old banners, a toppled filing cabinet—

Then something made him pause.

“Uh… guys?” he called. “You might want to see this.”

Everyone gathered around as Nobleranger shone his light on the far wall.

There was a door.

A metal door. Unmarked. Partially hidden behind stacked chairs and a large rolled-up mat. None of them had noticed it before.

Shira frowned. “Was that always there?”

Norther’s voice grew sharp with curiosity. “That’s not a maintenance door. It looks newer than the building.”

Corpse.Bride stepped back. “What if it’s locked? Or trapped? Or—”

Mewo stepped forward. “Okay, horror-movie logic time: the suspicious door in the basement is either the worst idea ever or the best idea ever.”

Randomiser raised a trembling hand. “I vote worst.”

Cornball: “I vote best.”

Goober: “I vote we don’t die.”

Toady placed a hand on the doorknob.

Everyone held their breath.

The knob turned.

Unlocked.

Toady slowly pulled the door open, hinges squealing.

The smell that wafted out was different—cooler, cleaner, almost… filtered.

Norther’s eyes widened. “It leads somewhere with ventilation…”

The flashlight beams swept forward, revealing a narrow corridor extending into darkness.

Concrete walls. Metal flooring.

A bunker hallway.

Shira whispered, “What is this place?”

Curator stepped forward, voice tense with hope and fear.

“This might be a real shelter.”

A beat of stunned silence.

Then Mewo exhaled shakily.

“Okay. I’m saying it. This could save us.”

But Toady didn’t move.

Their expression was unreadable.

Then they said:

“Or whatever’s down there could be worse than the fallout.”
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Cornball is getting rizzy with Goober
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CUROATR GETTING RIZZY TOO?
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