Trumpvangelicals; 2016: Hey we’ve got a great idea for growing our base. Let’s follow an adulterous, profane, immoral, biblically ignorant man, defend him at every turn and he will help with our shrinking numbers! 2025: See! Church growth is way down, conservative seminaries closing, the U.S. has slashed all poverty programs, and the libs know how much we hate them. This 3-dimensional chess game is working great!
