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The arena dims.
A giant holographic coffin-shaped platform rises again — this time with 9 contestants trembling (physically or emotionally or artistically).

Tenna materializes above them in a rotating spotlight.

Tenna:
“WELCOME BACK, SEATBELT-FREE HUMANS!
It’s time for… VOTING ROUND #2!
Our nine bottom-scorers will face judgment
from EVERYONE—including themselves.
Oh, democracy! My favorite bloodsport!”

The nine in danger are:

🚨 DANGER ZONE (Voting Pool)

Skeletal

Curator

I-Am-Curator

Homelesspeasloser

Saiyan 2.0

Arabmogus

Philyakotgames

Omnipotent

UntitledGoober

Tenna:
“Say the name. Doom a friend. Doom an enemy. Doom someone because you didn’t like how they breathed.
LET THE VOTING COMMENCE!”

🗳️ ROUND 2 VOTES (24 Contestants Voting)

1. Mewo votes:
“Hehehe… I PICK… OMNIPOTENT AGAIN!!! He tasted the ground last challenge.”
(Eats the ballot.)

2. Plantt votes:
“Philyakotgames. The narrating disrupts my calm.”

3. ToadyTheToad votes:
“Saiyan 2.0. Stop yelling mid-jump, bro.”

4. Ozgur votes:
“Omnipotent. Reckless, loud, inefficient.”

5. Devesto (freaky) votes:
“…Curator. The shadows reject your theatricality.”

6. 6002erocitnam votes:
“regnaived tnac lliw I.”
(Translation: I vote Curator.)

7. Amethyst votes:
“Saiyan 2.0. Sweetie, volume is not a strategy.”

8. WinterFrost votes:
“Philyakotgames. They distracted themselves into failure.”

9. Millie votes:
“I vote for Omnipotent. Honorless loud shouting is… unsexy.”

10. Randomiser votes:
Spins three times. Points at Arabmogus.

11. Hand-Of-The-King votes:
“Curator. Cannot trust interpretive combat.”

12. Tako votes:
“UntitledGoober. Too unpredictable. My suit fears them.”

13. I-Am-Curator votes (they must vote):
“Omnipotent.”
(Said like they’re marking a museum artifact for disposal.)

14. Arabmogus votes:
“I VOTE SAIYAN 2.0! HE YELLED SUS AT ME.”

15. Shira votes:
“Curator.”
(Short. Efficient. Terrifying.)

16. Horizon votes:
“I vote… Omnipotent. His loudness interrupts the flow of the universe.”

17. Homelesspeasloser votes:
“Uh… Curator. I guess? He scares me more than the death traps.”

18. Curator (the theatrical one) votes:
“…Skeletal. Too light. Cheap advantage.”

19. Saiyan 2.0 votes:
“I VOTE ARABMOGUS FOR CALLING ME SUS!!!!”

20. Skeletal votes:
“UntitledGoober—they stepped on my foot earlier… I think?”

21. Virian votes:
“Philyakotgames. Failure due to distractions. Inefficient.”

22. Philyakotgames votes:
“…Omnipotent. Just… yeah.”

23. Omnipotent votes:
“I VOTE FOR CURATOR! HOW DARE HE BEAT ME AT BEING DRAMATIC.”

24. UntitledGoober votes:
“I vote for… SAIYAN 2.0 because he SCREAMED in my EAR!!!”

🧮 VOTE TALLY
Votes Against:

Curator — 6 votes
(Devesto, 6002erocitnam, Hand-Of-The-King, Shira, Homelesspeasloser, Omnipotent)

Omnipotent — 5 votes
(Mewo, Ozgur, Millie, I-Am-Curator, Horizon, Philyakotgames)

Saiyan 2.0 — 4 votes
(ToadyTheToad, Amethyst, Arabmogus, UntitledGoober)

Philyakotgames — 3 votes
(Plantt, WinterFrost, Virian)

Arabmogus — 2 votes
(Randomiser, Saiyan 2.0)

UntitledGoober — 2 votes
(Tako, Skeletal)

Skeletal — 1 vote
(Curator)

I-Am-Curator — 0 votes

Homelesspeasloser — 0 votes

💀 ELIMINATION RESULT — EPISODE 2

Tenna descends dramatically with a glowing clipboard.

Tenna:
“OHHHHH WE HAVE A WINNER!
—or, well, a LOSER!
THE contestant with the MOST votes… with 6 votes…
IS…”

Spotlight hits —
a dramatic gasp echoes —
someone faints for no reason —

⚰️ ELIMINATED: CURATOR (the theatrical one)

Curator gasps, clutches invisible pearls, and dramatically collapses to their knees.

Curator:
“Ah… a tragic end…
A fallen star…
A candle snuffed…
A legacy—”

Tenna presses a button.
A trapdoor opens mid-speech.
Curator falls through it screaming,
“THIS IS HIGH ART—AAAAAA—”

A splat sound is heard somewhere down below.

Tenna:
“And THAT concludes our second elimination!
23 contestants remain!
More chaos soon!”

Wait why are there 2 Curators

lucky accident

Ohh.

xenon(sobbing):
‘they got ma boy mario’

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i think I’m losing it