🚀 THE ASCENT
Mewo
Bouncing upward like gravity is a polite suggestion.
Laughing the whole time.
Plantt
Platforms mysteriously stabilize around them, giving natural zen energy.
ToadyTheToad
Kicks off walls and platforms in perfect martial-arts arcs.
Ozgur
Every jump calculated, every move controlled. Smooth as silk.
Devesto (freaky)
Gravity glitches malfunction in fear of their presence.
6002erocitnam
Climbs backwards, sideways, and somehow correctly.
Amethyst
Teleports short distances in glitter pops.
WinterFrost
Freezes platforms mid-spin to create precise stepping stones.
Millie (Girlkissing Knight)
Surfing with her shield, kissing a platform for luck.
Randomiser
Chaos carries them higher after falling into a zero-G bubble.
Hand-Of-The-King_DeadCells
Punches moving platforms until they align for him.
Tako
Uses the experimental Tentacle Suit to cling, fling, and occasionally slap things.
Shira
Moves like a ghost—silent, efficient, terrifying.
Arabmogus
Keeps yelling “VENT!” every time they step through a portal.
Saiyan 2.0
Screams himself into slightly better jumping.
Horizon
Pauses mid-climb to contemplate existence.
Homelesspeasloser
Nearly dies repeatedly, survives purely by comic luck.
Curator (the theatrical one)
Interpretive dance climbing. It should not work. It does.
I-Am-Curator
Tries to take notes mid-jump. Bad choice.
Skeletal
Light as a feather, gets blown upwards by tiny drafts.
Virian
Predicts platform movement patterns like a tactical mastermind.
Philyakotgames
Narrates the entire climb, slowing themselves down.
Omnipotent
Declares dominance and is immediately smacked by a gravity glitch.
UntitledGoober
Falls, bounces, slips into a wind tunnel, and somehow continues upward.
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