Did you know that 9geor3 was based on a real story? In the late 80s and early 90s, a man named George was experimenting on turtles, adding random genes and what-not to change their physical and mental properties. While most of these were failures, he got one successful turtle on March 9th, 1993, and he named him Bowser. Bowser was huge, fat, and had horns and spikes on his head, shell, and tail. While trying to get him to walk, Bowser slipped, causing his hand to hit his thigh. Due to the weird way Bowser's intestines worked, he farted because of this, and due to a reaction caused by chemicals in the air, it resulted in fire. Bowser belched and farted again, also induced by those chemicals, which also made it into fire. Bowser died a slow and painful death after this incident, not kicking the bucket until September 3rd, 1993, when George himself died as well due to similar causes. His friend and former colleague, Daniel is still alive, and owns George's notebook from back then.
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