lmao

i still have yet to find a desert temple or a village in my minecraft world

Desert temple.

my house

Can I come in and check your floorboards

yeah but watch out for the ones around the center. they’re french

Oh god

Gotta break those immediately

nonono. if you break them they start speaking to you in FRENCH and it’s REALLY scary. break the middle one instead

Oh okay. I’ll stand directly on top of it too to ensure it breaks