shira n neko shared temp

We intellectuals like to call that bitch "karma"

not really
it’s like im tryna skip smth so i pretend to be sick but it’s obvious im not and then 10 minutes later my tonsil’s swollen and my voice sounds like a dead crow so it’s like a blessing bc my parents r doctors

divine intervention mayhaps

god does love me in particular so

hell yeah he does <3

and no one else 🫶

besides me of course

im sorry geeb. ☹️

don't be. sometimes it's hard to forget that God loves more than one soul, even when we're surrounded by superior alpha males such as myself (pictured here)

no… im sorry to be the messenger :(
god only loves me 🫶🎀

you must be mistaken, God clearly writes here that he also loves ME. Proof:

proof that god only loves me:
trust me bro

ok shit you got me there

Also how tf do you get sick by pretending to be sick?

hes a friend 🥺
idk it’s js a blessing

so you can essentially get cancer on command?

ill try

Alright…