The Setup

📍 Large enclosed arena designed like a lab testing chamber with pipes, elevated rafters, vents, and tiny labyrinths engineered for maximum mouse agility.

Teams enter:

BIG SHOTS: Steve, Binah, Luigi, Springtrap, Parcelboy, Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, Retro, Spamton

RITUAL RULERS: Cassie, Ashley, Wembry, Noxor, Blobert, MSMG Waifu

Dontavious Donquavious III sits in a golden high-back velvet chair, eating yogurt with a spoon made of platinum.
Dontavious: “Yes, yes… This reminds me of when I once hunted 36 geese armed only with a precarious sense of self-awareness…”

BIG SHOTS Strategy

Steve immediately starts constructing a miniature mouse containment corridor with random sticks he finds.

Binah stands still, arms crossed: “I already identified 23 probable mouse routes.”

Retro manipulates shadows to try to corner them—it kind of works, but the mice use tactical sarcasm to escape.

Parcelboy: “Hey! Uh—mouse! Stop moving! I need to—uh—put you somewhere!”

Spamton: “MICE! GET YOUR [CLICK HERE] FOR A LIMITED OFFER! FREE CHEESE WITH PURCHASE OF YOUR SOUL!!!”

Thomas Miku Binder attempts to reason with the mice using philosophical gestures.

But then…

🔥 Luigi simply… stands completely still.

He freezes like a stone. No blinking. No breathing. Just Luigi in a perfect idle animation.

The mice… become terrified.

One approaches him.

It sniffs.

Then suddenly drops to its knees.

Mouse #1: “He sees all. He moves not because he must not… he chooses not to.”
Mouse #2: “His stillness is power.”
Mouse #3: “We are not being hunted… we are being judged.”

One by one, they approach Luigi with reverence and surrender themselves into the net resting at his feet.

🎮 Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing, literally speedrunning the challenge by AFK intimidation.

Meanwhile — Ritual Rulers

Cassie tries commanding efficiency but Skrunkly keeps biting the mice instead of catching them.

Ashley keeps glancing toward Nocturne’s direction (despite him not being present).

Wembry struggles mentally: “Nocturne’s gone… Nocturne’s gone… Why am I hearing breathing?”

Noxor: “This is fine.” (It is not fine)

Blobert: Tries to eat a mouse. Gets bitten by 5 of them.

MSMG Waifu: Opens a popup advertisement:

“TRY OUR NEW MOUSE ENERGY DRINK — 13+ ONLY — CLICK TO SUBSCRIBE TO EROTIC SQUEAKS”

17M lb marijuana brick falls over and crushes 2 mice (accidentally counted as captured).

Final tally:

BIG SHOTS: 47 mice

RITUAL RULERS: 5 mice (2 from flattening, 3 caught normally)

🟡 WINNER: TEAM BIG SHOTS

Aftermath

Dontavious (standing, emotional):
“That Luigi… reminded me of my grandfather. The man who defeated debt simply by refusing to acknowledge it existed.”

Luigi slowly turns his head once. That’s it. Everyone shivers.

Steve (awed): “We… we didn’t even need to help him.”
Binah (slightly unnerved): “Truly, stillness… is a weapon.”
Spamton: “[LEGENDARY_IDLE] UNLOCKED!!! GET IT NOW BEFORE NINTENDO BANS IT!”

Cassie (on Ritual Rulers side):
“That was the most humiliating defeat we’ve had yet.”

Blobert (tearing up while covered in mouse bites):
“Me think… stillness… maybe power?”

* myself crawl to the ritual room, ready to do the job that the doom guy have failed*

idea
blobie somehow returns, and is hiding in order to spread infection, still puppeteered by the awakener. he has a vengance for TJMB who conducted the suspicion.

What was TJMB again i have short term memory

memory loss

Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder

Aight
I'll add ts tmrw its getting late and i can only to night 15's eliminations for Team RR

hes going to tackle Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder