Day 13 — Team Three Little Pigs

Mewo (dramatic chef’s hat flair):
“Alright, campers. Today’s challenge is Three Little Pigs: each team must build the sturdiest house possible in 24 hours. You may use wood, bricks, straw, or… whatever you can find on the island. Then, one member from each team will attempt to destroy the other team’s house. Only one team can win.”

Chris McLean (grinning):
“And remember, blowing huffs and puffs only works if your house is weak enough. Otherwise… you might just face a collapsing roof on your head.”

Dontavious Donquavious III floats majestically near the sidelines, narrating about the architectural metaphor of pig-based habitats versus social hierarchy in feudal governance.

Teams & Roles

Team BIG SHOTS

Builders: Steve (lead engineer), Binah, Luigi, Retro

Helpers: Parcelboy, Springtrap, Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder

Mascot & morale: Mercedes Benz (communicates with car noises, honks for “yes” and screeches for “stop”)

Advisor: Spamton (encourages, mostly nonsensical)

Team RITUAL RULERS

Builders: CassiLyn, Sphinx, Wembry, Noxor

Helpers: Blobert, MSMG Waifu, I Hate Fun Soyjak, Caring Individual

Special notes:

Blobert shows unexpected initiative for the first time — quietly gathering materials and experimenting with straw and small sticks. Previously considered “dumbass,” he starts analyzing structural weaknesses.

Wembry’s subtle Nocturne influence causes small pauses in timing, visible only to Cassie.

Building Montage — Day

BIG SHOTS Camp:
Steve: “Binah, hold the bricks while I lay this plank.”
Binah: “Precision, Steve. Every millimeter counts.”
Luigi: “Uh… Pico’s training is helping me think in steps. Step one, one brick at a time.”
Retro: “Shadows stabilize the walls. Don’t let light flicker or they collapse psychologically.”

Parcelboy clumsily stacks planks, accidentally leaning them too far.
Mercedes Benz honks: “HOOONK!” (indicating approval).

Spamton jumps up:
“Y’ALL [HOUSE] MUST [BIGGEST]!!! CLICK HERE TO SURVIVE THE HUFF! HOO-HAA-HOO!!!”

Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder:
“Are bricks aesthetic enough? I feel like Pico would approve…”

Mercedes Benz responds with a short screech.

RITUAL RULERS Camp:
CassiLyn: “Sphinx, Wembry — support the walls while I bind them with runes.”
Sphinx: “Timing and load distribution are perfect.”
Wembry (shaking slightly): “I… I hear… the whisper… stop… start… stabilize…”
CassiLyn (whispering): “Focus on the rice… I mean bricks. Ignore it.”

Blobert quietly experiments:

Breaks small sticks, bends straw, tests tensile strength.

He mutters to himself: “blob… stronger… yes… yes…”

Caring Individual notices: “Blobert, that’s brilliant. You’re… actually thinking.”

Blobert: “blobert… engineer… maybe… smart blob.” (A small grin appears for the first time.)

MSMG Waifu is shouting commands in a chaotic manner, which somehow motivates Saff to do quick, repetitive stacking.

Soyjak: “I hate fun… but I hate losing more… maybe this is acceptable.”

House Completion — 24 Hours Later

BIG SHOTS:

Massive brick-and-wood hybrid. Very sturdy.

Mercedes Benz honks repeatedly, as if laughing at everyone else’s attempts.

Pico hops on the roof, as a morale boost mascot.

RITUAL RULERS:

Moderately sturdy — straw framework reinforced with sticks and mystical runes.

Blobert quietly tweaks the structure, balancing sticks and straw like a mechanical engineer.

Wembry’s twitchy influence causes small micro-misalignments.

Cassie sighs: “Blobert… you saved the design.”

Blobert: “blob… help… feel… good.” (He’s proud for the first time, self-esteem growing visibly.)

House Destruction Round

BIG SHOTS Destroyer: Luigi
RITUAL RULERS Destroyer: Wembry

Luigi cautiously approaches Ritual Rulers’ house. Pico hops beside him.
Luigi: “I’m… really sorry. But… it’s my job.”

Luigi blows softly; sticks and straw wobble but mostly hold.

Wembry observes Luigi, trembling. The Nocturne influence whispers: “Strike harder.” She hesitates, conflicted.

Wembry (softly): “I… I can’t break it… not yet…”

Wembry attempts to huff and puff — the roof shakes, but it only bends slightly.

Blobert cheers quietly: “blob! good! Wembry… yes…”

Luigi steps back; the house survives. Ritual Rulers win the destruction test.

BIG SHOTS: “What?! The house… it… stood?!”
Mercedes Benz honks indignantly.

Victory & Dialogue

RITUAL RULERS Victory:
Cassie: “Blobert… I can’t believe it. You actually saved us there. You thought of everything.”
Blobert: “blob… help… feel… proud… yes… me… engineer blob…”
Wembry (relieved, whispering): “I… I didn’t fail… I actually… helped…”

Sphinx: “Structural genius in a green blob… who would’ve thought.”

MSMG Waifu: “CHAOS VICTORY! THE SHRIMP, THE HOUSE, EVERYTHING!”

Caring Individual: softly pats Blobert on the back: “You’re more than just a blob. You’ve got heart. You’ve got care.”

Noxor (calmly): “Well… the calculations worked. The structure held. Good work.”

Wembry smiles faintly, though Nocturne’s silent pressure remains at her back. She is learning to manage it… for now.

BIG SHOTS regroup, slightly humiliated but impressed:
Steve: “I… underestimated straw… and the blob.”
Retro: “Shadow balance… failed against living ingenuity. Acceptable loss.”
Springtrap: “Interesting… human fear, panic, and hesitation. Fascinating.”