thats just a theory

a food theory, and cut

i mean they act like killing animals is bad so they bait people into doing it for them and then revive them after thier killed to build an army to attack some random person that looked at them wrong way

bon appetit*

Vegans are necromancers and they are plotting the ultimate ritual to revive every single dead animal and kill all non-vegans

... lol peak

we share the same brain cell lol