Day 5 – Challenge: Haircut Chaos

Mewo floats above the island, holding a cosmic hairbrush in one hand and sipping his smoothie in the other.

“Today, losers,” he announces lazily, “your challenge is simple: give haircuts. Each of you will be partnered with someone from your team. The goal: the best-looking haircuts. Obvious, right? Yeah… I didn’t think so either.”

Contestants gasp, murmur, or panic.

Team BIG SHOTS – Partners

Parcelboy → Mercedes Benz

Parcelboy: “Uh… okay… do I just… trim the wheels?”

Mercedes Benz: engine revs nervously “I don’t have hair… but… okay.”

Parcelboy starts clipping around the mirrors and tires, giving Mercedes a “faux-hair” style with paintbrush strokes.

Spamton (off to the side): “BIG SHOT! YOUR WHEELS LOOK [VALUE_DEAL]! YES CLICK!”

Adrian → auughahingiya

Adrian: “I don’t know what hair is, but I’ll try.”

auughahingiya: “ANGRY!” (flaps wildly)

Adrian carefully snips feathers as auughahingiya screeches. “There. Your angry feathers… tamed.”

Springtrap → Spamton

Spamton: “NO! DON’T TOUCH THE FACE! I MEAN… HAIR! CLICK HERE—BIG SHOT—”

Springtrap: “Relax. This will hurt… a little.”

He carefully shaves Spamton’s puppet head, leaving a weird, jagged hairstyle. Spamton flails and glitches audibly.

Yoshi → Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder

Thomas Miku Binder: “I demand… precision! Artistic flair!”

Yoshi: “Yoshi!” (snaps scissors with tongue-like precision)

Thomas ends up with a wildly lopsided anime-inspired haircut. “EXQUISITE CHAOS!”

Steve → Anastasia+Hobo

Steve: “Uhh… you don’t have hair… but… maybe I can… draw something?”

Hobo: “Go ahead… I don’t care.”

Steve paints Hobo’s head with chalk and small doodles. ✅ “Artistic… sort of.”

Team Ritual Rulers – Partners

Skrunkly → Jane Doe

Skrunkly: “Okay! CHAOS HAIR!”

Jane Doe: “I swear… if you do something stupid—”

Skrunkly flails scissors wildly, cutting unevenly but creating a surprisingly edgy haircut.

Ashley → Nocturne

Ashley quietly moves her hands in precise ritual gestures.

Nocturne: floating silently, arms reaching out mysteriously.

The haircut is… otherworldly. Dark, angular, impossible to describe, but undeniably impressive.

Cassie → 17M lb marijuana brick

Cassie: “Uh… okay…”

17M lb marijuana brick: rolls slightly

Cassie trims off a tiny corner, shaping a small topiary-style haircut across the massive brick. Surprisingly aesthetic.

Gayery → Sphinx

Gayery: “Rainbow scissors! Let’s… question your identity?”

Sphinx: “I… guess… if this is acceptable…”

Sphinx ends up with a bizarre rainbow mohawk. Questioning indeed.

Noxor → Wembry

Noxor: “Hold still… I can hack this.”

Wembry: trembling: “I… I’m scared…”

Noxor creates a perfectly symmetrical, slick haircut, leaving Wembry wide-eyed but neat

Haircut Judging

Mewo floats around inspecting the results, tasting the tension in the air.

BIG SHOTS results:

Mercedes Benz: “Faux-hair chic” (imaginative, but weird)

auughahingiya: “Still angry, but tidy”

Spamton: jagged chaos, screams audibly

Thomas Miku Binder: wild anime lopsided perfection

Anastasia+Hobo: chalk-art head, bizarre but inventive

Ritual Rulers results:

Jane Doe: edgy chaos haircut

Nocturne: otherworldly perfection

17M lb marijuana brick: topiary brick art

Sphinx: rainbow mohawk questioning identity

Wembry: sleek, symmetrical, surprisingly neat

Mewo swirls his smoothie and claps lazily.
“Not bad, losers… but the winners of today’s haircut challenge are… Ritual Rulers!”

BIG SHOTS groan.

Ritual Rulers cheer quietly, but Ashley smirks subtly to Nocturne, pleased her secret obedience is paying off indirectly.

✅ Losing Team: BIG SHOTS
❌ Winning Team: Ritual Rulers

Aftermath / Chaos

Spamton: “BIG SHOT! MY HAIR! CLICK [HERE] TO FIX!!!”

Parcelboy: “Mercedes… you look… different. Cool?”

Thomas Miku Binder: “I am… avant-garde! Genius! Disaster!”

Yoshi: “Yoshi!” (happy)

Steve: “I… did my best with… nothing.”

Mercedes Benz revs slowly, feeling slightly offended but oddly elegant.

Adrian glares at auughahingiya. “You look… less angry, but still annoying.”

Blobie: silent, traumatized by the scissors chaos.

Mewo floats above: “Enjoy your marshmallows tonight… losers. One of you will still face the Boat of Losers soon enough.”

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blobie is actually being puppeted by the awakener and was forced to be there, and the other contestants are getting worried about his silence

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and when he eventually gets eliminated he reveales his puppetry, becoming more infected like this image