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Campfire Ceremony – Team BIG SHOTS

The team gathers around the crackling bonfire on the beach. The waves crash softly, but the air is tense. Mewo floats above, glowing as usual, swirling his cosmic smoothie.

“Welcome back to your weekly Campfire Ceremony,” Mewo announces lazily. “Tonight, one of you will be eliminated. Write your votes carefully… or wildly, as seems to be tradition.”

Suddenly, before anyone can sit down, a mysterious glowing portal opens in the sky above the beach.

Cole: “Uh… what the—?”

Spamton: “BIG SHOT PORTAL! DEAL! I CAN’T—”

Blobie: shaking “Not… again…”

A flash of light engulfs IShowSpeed, who is mid-scream:

IShowSpeed: “NOOO! I’M BACK! I’M BACK! WAIT—WHAT—HELP—!”

And just like that, IShowSpeed is sucked into the portal, disappearing entirely. The portal snaps shut immediately.

Mercedes Benz revs cautiously: “Well… that’s… efficient.”

Adrian: “Finally. Weakling removed without effort.”

Spamton: “BIG SHOT… DEAL… WAIT—!” (panicking)

Mewo floats down, shrugging:
“Looks like the universe decided for you this time. Consider him… eliminated… in a very, very spectacular way. Now, focus. Campfire voting starts… for the rest of you.”

BIG SHOTS Voting

Each member writes down their vote in a confessional. Chaos and paranoia dominate:

Spamton: “Who can I trust?! BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT! …Okay, Parcelboy!”

Blobie: “I… I just… want to survive…” → Voted Cole

Cole: “I’m… I’m focused… not ready… uh… Mercedes Benz?”

Mercedes Benz: blinking lights in patterns → Votes Adrian

Steve: “Logical… least helpful in parkour… Anastasia?”

Adrian: “They’re all fools… pick the weak link… Spamton.”

Parcelboy: “Heh… this is funny… vote… Adrian.”

Springtrap: “Fear rules… and this one’s afraid… Spamton.”

Yoshi: “Yoshi?” (scribbles randomly) → Voted Cole

Anastasia + Hobo: Hobo writes Blobie, Anastasia writes Cole

Vote Tally

Cole – 3 votes (Blobie, Yoshi, Anastasia)

Spamton – 2 votes (Adrian, Springtrap)

Adrian – 2 votes (Mercedes, Parcelboy)

Blobie – 1 vote (Hobo)

Parcelboy – 1 vote (Spamton? Or random—let’s say ignored)

✅ Most votes: Cole (3)

Elimination

Mewo floats down dramatically. “Looks like Cole… your chicken stars won’t save you this time. Board the Boat of Losers.”

Cole: “Wait… my chicken stars… NOOOOO!”

Blobie: “I… I survived… again… but now he… gone…” (traumatized)

Spamton: “BIG SHOT DEAL! THIS IS INSANE!”

Mercedes Benz: revs quietly, revs in sympathy maybe.

Cole boards the Boat of Losers, screaming about chicken stars and unfairness as it drifts away.

Mewo tosses marshmallows to the remaining BIG SHOTS:
“Enjoy the sweets… losers. Remember, survival is optional… chaos is mandatory.”

Post-Ceremony Chaos

Blobie curls up in a corner, visibly shaken from surviving multiple horrors in a row.

Spamton mutters about finding a new “BIG SHOT DEAL” to replace IShowSpeed.

Adrian glares silently at everyone, still hunting for weakness.

Mercedes Benz revs softly, comforting only itself.

Parcelboy laughs nervously, tossing boxes into the fire.

Steve recalculates physics in his head for the next challenge.

Springtrap grins ominously: “Fear… always remains.”

Anastasia + Hobo strategize quietly: “Next time… we pick the weak link before they pick us.”

Yoshi munches a leaf, completely unbothered.

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