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Campfire Ceremony – Team BIG SHOTS

The contestants gather around a massive bonfire on the beach. The flames flicker eerily in the night, casting long shadows on the cliffside. Mewo floats above, glowing faintly, sipping his cosmic smoothie.

“Welcome to your first Campfire Ceremony,” Mewo announces casually. “Tonight, one of you will be eliminated. Write down your vote carefully, losers. Or don’t. I don’t care.”

A sleek little Boat of Losers floats off in the distance, ready to take whoever is voted out.

BIG SHOTS Tensions

Spamton is panicking, mumbling: “BIG SHOT! DEAL! NO! I NEED TO STAY!”

IShowSpeed is screaming and doing push-ups to calm down.

Adrian sits silently, sharpening imaginary knives, giving death glares at everyone.

Cole is obsessively eating leftover chicken stars from the challenge.

Mercedes Benz is revving its engine softly, making everyone uneasy.

Steve is quietly building a small defensive block wall around himself.

auughahingiya is flying in circles screaming random nonsense.

Parcelboy is stacking boxes in the firelight and laughing.

Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder is ranting loudly about how unfair the whole process is.

Springtrap lurks in the shadows, whispering ominous threats to anyone who gets close.

Anastasia + Hobo are standing together, muttering about strategy and who’s most “expendable.”

Yoshi sits calmly, munching on leaves, confused.

Each contestant writes down their vote privately, often revealing their true feelings:

Spamton: “Vote… uh… anyone but me! BIG SHOT!” → Voted IShowSpeed (panicking, blaming the chaos).

IShowSpeed: “Whoever yelled at me first!” → Voted Spamton.

Adrian: “This is all pointless. Weaklings…” → Voted Cole.

Cole: “Don’t touch my chicken stars… not even in elimination!” → Voted auughahingiya.

Mercedes Benz: Doesn’t speak, but flashes a digital display of Parcelboy’s name.

Steve: “Sorry, dude… logic says…” → Voted Anastasia.

auughahingiya: Screeches a vote at random → Voted Yoshi.

Parcelboy: “This is a game… gotta vote someone funny” → Voted Adrian.

Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder: “I cannot stand another chaotic scream today” → Voted IShowSpeed.

Springtrap: “Fear makes them weak… heh” → Voted Spamton.

Anastasia + Hobo: Hobo writes Mercedes Benz, Anastasia writes IShowSpeed.

Yoshi: Just does a cheerful little scribble → Voted Cole.

Vote Tally

IShowSpeed – 3 votes (Spamton, Thomas Miku Binder, Anastasia)

Spamton – 2 votes (IShowSpeed, Springtrap)

Cole – 2 votes (Adrian, Yoshi)

Mercedes Benz – 1 vote (Hobo)

auughahingiya – 1 vote (Cole)

Parcelboy – 1 vote (Mercedes Benz)

Adrian – 1 vote (Parcelboy)

Anastasia – 1 vote (Steve)

Yoshi – 1 vote (auughahingiya)

✅ Most votes: IShowSpeed (3)

Elimination

Mewo floats down, hovering behind IShowSpeed:

“Looks like IShowSpeed… your sprint ends here. Time to board the Boat of Losers.”

IShowSpeed screams, flails, and waves as he’s escorted to the boat. As it drifts away, he keeps yelling random nonsense:

“NOOO! I SHOW SPEED! I SHOW SPEED!”

Mewo shrugs, handing marshmallows to the remaining BIG SHOTS:
“Enjoy the marshmallows, losers. Life’s short… but apparently, not short enough for all of you.”

BIG SHOTS morale: Terrible.

Immediate rivalries: Spamton vs. Springtrap, Mercedes vs. Parcelboy, Adrian glaring at everyone.

Chaos factor: Maximum.

parcel so silly