🟢 “Green light.”
Darnell keeps sprinting, passing dozens already.
Cassie keeps walking like she’s going grocery shopping.
Conan starts mumbling, “If I die today then I died ironically trying too hard. That’s a win.”
Jane Doe is running normally but shouting, "God this is worse than Roblox Tower of Hell."
📍 The 4 GRIMIEST Dishes don’t run—they glide. Wherever they pass, nearby grass browns and dies. The doll’s sensors glitch momentarily.
📍 Sam Dower suddenly yells mid-run:
“LOUIS, YOUR FORM IS TRASH! BEND YOUR KNEES!!!”
📍 Louis actually listens. Improves.
📍 Mr. Lawrence looks impressed.
Sam realizes this is the first time Mr. Lawrence has ever looked impressed.
📍 Gabriel moves smoothly, like walking through battlefields past. The doll watches him with… fear?
📍 Parcelboy drops imaginary packages everywhere.
📍 Myery God does not move at all. Yet when others glance back, he is inexplicably six steps further.
📍 Robert moves just as "Robert" would. The doll doesn't shoot.
📍 U.F.O is still hovering, now over the finish line. Technically already won.
📍 Wabbit recites “67... 67... 67...” like a mantra.