Bruh is my dog alright?, got any tutorials on how to do an exorcism?

step one: get rope

Step 2: type it up

Step 3: make sure it cant move

Step 4: drag it into the basement

Step 5: drag it past the corpses and put the posessed into the room full of monitors

Step 6: keep it's eyes forced open

Step 7: put on as many cring/brainrot things you can find in any website and play it on all monitors

Result: They should start screaming and shaking violently. keep doing thing until it goes slack, then take your vacuum to capture the ghost, and sell it on the black market. the posessed should now be freed!

stupid auto correct

Understood i am getting mauled and i will try this now

great! if ropes are not available, use a belt or tapes

The exorcism was successful but with the cost of my both of my arms and my virginity

wait how'd you lose your virginity to a dog

Uhh....for...resistance...purposes

resistance purposes from what????????????

for the uhh...exorcism

well at least it wasn't the dog that took it.