THE WAR CAN BE WON

the lesson I learned from this post is that whenever someone says 67 I should throw them to the ground and crush their skull with a sledgehammer on the street so that everyone knows better

I would've said electric chair but that seems reasonable

🎬 COPYPPASTA: “Make ‘Penny & the Playground Patrol’ a Thing”

Hey [Network/Studio],

We, the citizens of peaceful playgrounds everywhere, formally request that you produce a kids’ show that is funny, British-accented, and teaches consequences.

Specifically:

Kids are adorable and relatable.

The show is entertaining but not overstimulating like Cocomelon.

There’s an episode where kids shout cursed numbers (like “6 7”), get a friendly ticket from a park cop, and feel sad.

Other kids see the consequences and learn not to shout cursed numbers.

Result: parks everywhere are quiet, kids are happy, chaos is reduced.

We call it: “Penny & the Playground Patrol” (name negotiable).

We will share, post, and meme this demand everywhere until it exists.
The playground peace treaty depends on it.

Do it for the children.
Do it for society.
Do it for the memes.

—[Your Name / The People Who Want to Finally Go to the Park in Peace]

shut up bro

we are coming into your backyard

the vegas resident ordering 67 stay tuned burgers with dudeman sauce

its not that deep bro