🎬 COPYPPASTA: “Make ‘Penny & the Playground Patrol’ a Thing”
Hey [Network/Studio],
We, the citizens of peaceful playgrounds everywhere, formally request that you produce a kids’ show that is funny, British-accented, and teaches consequences.
Specifically:
Kids are adorable and relatable.
The show is entertaining but not overstimulating like Cocomelon.
There’s an episode where kids shout cursed numbers (like “6 7”), get a friendly ticket from a park cop, and feel sad.
Other kids see the consequences and learn not to shout cursed numbers.
Result: parks everywhere are quiet, kids are happy, chaos is reduced.
We call it: “Penny & the Playground Patrol” (name negotiable).
We will share, post, and meme this demand everywhere until it exists.
The playground peace treaty depends on it.
Do it for the children.
Do it for society.
Do it for the memes.
—[Your Name / The People Who Want to Finally Go to the Park in Peace]