ME; MY DIH STAYING TRUE TO NOVEMBER (THE JOKE IS THAT I WANT TO JERK OFF BUT MY DIH IS MORE DEDICATED THAN ME, WHICH IS ODD BECAUSE THE NETHER REGIONS SHOULD NOT HAVE ITS OWN SENSE OF SELF, AND THUS SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO UPHOLD ANY VALUES, WHICH THUS INDICATES A COMEDIC SITUATION NOT CONCURRENT WITH REALITY)