Wanna read my book?

HEY GIRL, YOU WANNA READ MY NEW BOOK ABOUT HOW THE CURRENT POLITICAL LEADER I DON'T LIKE IS OBVIOUSLY THE ANTICHRIST, AND HOW THE WORLD WILL END IN LIKE 1881 MAYBE? OH, THAT SURE SOUNDS LIKE A... READ. BUT ALAS, I GOTTA GO BAKE 133 PIES FOR A VILLAGE ON THE MORROW, AND THEN DO OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF EVERY DAY FOR THE FORESEEN FUTURE SOOO, YEAH, I'M SURE I WON'T HAVE TIME TO READ THE BOOK YOU MENTIONED ABOUT THE STUFF. SORRY. Lionmyth