Why so jolly?

I can explode

immortal

yay

fym "yay" you gon be in crippling agony???

me life forever

that's not as good as it sounds.

I can fly

For 2 seconds

Invisibility

Your eyes are invisible so you can't see

organs and blood regenerate and are universally compatible

Random regeneration
Ex. Heart stops so it's replaced with a stomach

i have the powers of a god therefore, i am immune to any negative effect whatsoever

You also have the power of dirt

cool. that doesn't really mean anything