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hello

hey

Kai: hey? What do ya need?

Oliver: I'm pretty sure I'm about 100 years old now

Xavier: im 125.

Oliver: nice its really cool having a vampire neighbor at least somebody around here will understand me

Xavier: my name is Xavier.

Oliver: its nice to meet you Xavier my name is Oliver

Xavier: so 100 years....that means you've been around since...1920's? Prohibition right?

Oliver: thats correct

Xavier: i remember it starting...and ending. Went to plenty of speakeasys

Oliver: yeah i mostly just stayed back away from everything I didn't care much as it didn't effect me much

Kai rolls over and groans, Xavier doesnt mind him

Oliver: *looks over at Kai* oh it looks like their waking up possibly

Xavier: i do not pity his existence. He is mortal, therefore his use will undoubtedly run out at some point.

Oliver: well I mean yes that's correct but mortals aren't all bad and we shouldn't disregard them they still have feelings

Xavier: tell me. Have you ever had to truly survive? Because that's what is going on here. Kai may live with me, and sleep with me, but his sole purpose is to be a blood bag, everything else is a bonus.

Oliver: that's kinda rude to him though and yes Iv had to truly survive but I lived with my vampire friend so we feed off each other

Xavier: you will not tell me how to live.
Kai opens his eyes, his breathing steadies

Oliver: I'm not telling you how to live I'm saying its just better if two vampires live together humans are fragile but they still have feelings and emotions

Xavier: please leave the premises.

Oliver: jez okay I'll leave *walks out the house*

The next day you see Kai walking along the sidewalk

Oliver: *walks over to Kai* hey are you okay I just wasn't sure after what happened yesterday

Kai shrugs " yeah...just an iron deficiency. I got light headed"

Oliver: oh I carry iron supplements that I never need if you ever need one

Kai: ....thanks. you know, Xavier doesn't like you

Oliver: oh its okay I always overwork myself as well

The man walks over to Kai and heals his neck

Oliver: is he going to be okay?

???: he will. In time.

Oliver: okay oh by the way *grabs a homemade bag of brownies* here as a present I just moved in across the street

???: thank you. *he takes the bag* Kai will appreciate these. Though I hope you will be discreet about...my condition.

Oliver: *smiles* oh don't worry about it I have some of the same .... well condition

???:oh?

Oliver: yeah it might now look like it but I'm a vampire

Xavier: how old?

Oliver: oh that makes sense vampires can get pretty hungry

Kai passes out

Oliver:*gasps and quickly catches you making sure your okay*

You hear a voice
???: kai, who's at the door?

Oliver: *speaks up* um well I'm the new neighbor Kai just passed out

???: dammit kai.

Oliver: do you want me to bring him inside?

???: yes please

Oliver: okay *carefully picks up Kai and I carry him inside the house*

???: you must forgive my companion. He overworks himself and does not care for self maintenance.

Oliver: hi its nice to meet you im your new neighbor i just moved in the house across the street

Kai: nice

Oliver: yeah my name is Oliver

Kai: im Kai. *he looks disheveled*

Oliver: are you okay you seem off?

Kai: im ......hm... *he tilts his head in thought his neck drips with blood*

Oliver: *eyes widen in shock* a-are you okay your neck is dripping with blood

Kai: oh....hm...yeah I guess.

Oliver: are you sure I mean your bleeding normally people aren't okay if their bleeding

Kai: isokayilivewithavampire...