later there will be new arrivals

if you wrote it yourself it might be funny but ai generating it is just pathetic. do better.

I do wrote myself - I wrote more then I do with ai and I'll only use ai when I'm bored in a class bcz its funny and unexpected - bcz it will throw others together - and idk what to expect but if I was to write it I would know what to expect - its a story for me to read too yk

so by this logic me writing that axolotl zoophile copypasta was still better than this because I wrote that copypasta by hand while this is just ai slop

literally yes

I feel like I could use my ability to write very realistic sounding shit to make some really bad (and also funny) stuff I just don't because I haven't felt like doing it yet

💔

I'll update

LOVE ISLAND: CHAOS IN THE VILLA — Episode 1

[Sunset over the villa. Up-beat music. Slow-mo walking shots.]

Narrator:
Welcome back to the villa, where the sun’s hot, the drama’s hotter, and everyone’s pretending they’re not already sizing up the competition. Eight islanders enter… but only some will leave with love — or at least a messy situationship.

Scene 1 — Entrance

Jade enters first, sunglasses on, already iconic.

Jade (to camera):
I’m Jade. I’m here for love… but I’ll settle for someone tall with good hair and bad decisions.

Sally walks in, tossing her hair dramatically.

Sally:
Hi babe! Oh my god, we’re matching vibes already.

They hug.

Next in: Hectate — confident, slightly chaotic energy.

Jade (to Sally, whispering):
Okay wait… he’s kinda hot.

Hectate:
Ladies! Ready to fall in love or what?

Sally:
We’ll see what the gods decide.

Then Yoshi enters — calm, charming, a little mysterious.

Yoshi:
Yo. This place is wild. Anyone here good at making decisions? ’Cause I’m terrible at them.

Next: Toady, bright and bubbly.

Toady:
Hi everyone! I brought positive vibes, lip gloss, and zero tolerance for disrespect.

Narrator:
She says that now…

Then ES arrives — smooth, self-assured, giving “I know I look good” energy.

ES:
Alright, who ordered the main course?

Jade (to camera):
This man already needs humbling.

Manticore enters — intense stare, unintentionally intimidating.

Manticore:
Is this where we stand? Or…?

Everyone stares.

Toady:
Aww, he’s adorable.

Finally Paper walks in — stylish, relaxed, already sipping something.

Paper:
Hello darlings. Don’t worry, I’m only stealing your boyfriends if they’re cute.

Scene 2 — First Coupling

Narrator:
It’s time for the islanders to choose their first couples. No pressure. It’s only the foundation of three weeks of arguments.

Host:
Girls, step forward if you fancy Hectate.

Jade and Sally both step forward.

Hectate grins.

Host:
Hectate, choose your partner.

Hectate:
I’ll go with… Jade.

Jade (to camera):
I mean… obviously.

Next up: ES.

No one moves. The silence is LOUD.

ES:
Wow. Betrayal already.

Toady:
Sorry! I need to get to know your personality first!

ES (laughs):
Alright alright. I’ll pick Sally.

Yoshi steps up.

Toady:
Me! I choose you even before he chooses me.

Yoshi:
Deal. I need someone decisive.

Manticore steps forward.

Host:
Ladies?

Sally whispers:
I’m scared.

Toady (already taken):
Someone be brave!

Paper raises his hand.

Paper:
I’m not a lady but solidarity counts,

Manticore:
…Sure. I pick Paper.

Scene 3 — After-Coupling Chats

Jade & Hectate on the daybeds

Hectate:
So Jade, first impressions?

Jade:
You’re cute. But don’t get comfortable.

Hectate:
Wouldn’t dare.

Sally & ES at the firepit

Sally:
You know you weren’t my first pick, right?

ES:
Honestly? I was everyone’s first pick in my head, so I’m coping.

Yoshi & Toady in the pool

Toady:
What’s your favorite color?

Yoshi:
Blue.

Toady:
Oh my god, SAME. This is fate.

Paper & Manticore in the shaded lounge

Paper:
So… what’s your type?

Manticore:
I don’t know. I think I like… calm people? Who talk for me?

Paper:
Perfect. I talk enough for five people.

Scene 4 — NIGHT ONE DRAMA

The group gathers around the firepit.

Narrator:
Just when things were settling, someone decides to stir the pot.

ES:
So Jade… if you could recouple right now, who would you pick?

Jade smirks.
Jade:
Why? Nervous?

ES:
Just curious.

Hectate looks over, suddenly alert.

Jade:
Honestly? I’m happy where I am…
But hypothetically…

Everyone leans in.

Jade:
Yoshi has a cute smile.

Toady gasps dramatically.
Toady:
BABE. I WILL FIGHT YOU. KIDDING. MAYBE.

Yoshi blushes.

Narrator:
And just like that, the love triangle becomes a square.

dude it ain't that hard to write 💔🥀

Ik - I wrote my own Storts on paper - but when I'm bored in a class I do this bcz its really funny - bcz the ai will throw random ppl together

Gang why u hitting on me. I'm a minor

i dint even say nun

im talking abt the script